Hey Junior, go to hell.

Wow! The asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Excellent, Sir!

Every fucking day, that whole fucking bunch disgusts me MORE.

And before anyone asks my “cred” or background, I voluntarily enlisted in the same Army they avoided. 1973-1977, Spec 5, and MOS 33C/33S.

How dare you be angry at a bad person doing bad things!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Take out daddy and he and siblings rule the “fortune”. So I can’t see him actually getting to upset about that. Oh, he’ll act like it and probably find some deep red state to run for office in himself.

This veteran sure as hell does not now support him. In fact, I have never supported him. And I get called anti-military for that.

Well that makes two of us.

Nor do I, and name-callers can kiss my smelly ass. As for Trump and his offalspring, they could all die in a plane crash tomorrow and I would throw a party to celebrate.

Are we up to 4 now? Anyway, hell is wherever Jr., his siblings, his gf, and especially his father, are currently located. They don’t have to go, they bring it with them everywhere.

It has glowing reviews:

[QUOTE= DisneyDenizen HALL OF FAME TOP 10 REVIEWER
]
THIS IS THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN, ALSO THE LONGEST, BY THE BEST SON IN THE WORLD, AND BY THE BEST I MEAN HE IS THE SMARTEST, EASILY THE SMARTEST SON THERE HAS EVER BEEN, AND THE BEST LOOKING AND THE BEST WRITER, WE HIRED THE BEST WRITER, I MEAN HE IS THE SMARTEST GOOD LOOKING BEST WRITER, WELL, YOU KNOW, EXCEPT FOR HIS FATHER, OBVIOUSLY HIS FATHER IS SMARTER, AND HAS REALLY BIG HANDS, AND WE’VE BEEN GROOMING HIM BECAUSE OF COURSE THE DYNASTY MUST GO ON BECAUSE THERE WOULDN’T BE MUCH POINT IN HAVING A DYNASTY, OR A NAME REALLY, IF IT DIDN’T GO ON, BUT GROOMING NOT IN THE WAY YOU WOULD THINK – HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BEARD OF HIS, WE MAKE SURE THAT STAYS REALLY CLOSELY CROPPED, IT’S ELEGANT ISN’T IT? THAT BEARD? ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I? OH RIGHT BUY THIS BOOK IT’S THE BEST.
[/QUOTE]

Some entertaining (sic) anti-LGBTQ commentary in the reviews. But not a surprise.

Please, please, please let this be an incidence of Poe’s Law.

That person has over 4000 reviews and is considered a Hall of Fame reviewer?! I hope I’ve never been influenced in a purchasing decision by him or her (likely ‘her’ from the profile page, but one can never be sure). Probably not as I normally ignore all-cap reviews.

Junior is very sensitive to criticism on IG and seems to read ALOT of comments. I got blocked, so I created this persona that trolls him by insulting him with compliments. On a picture of him and his girlfriend I said - “She’s so beautiful! I love it when a woman has a masculine jaw!”.

I’ve never seen a beard make me say uggh like his beard does.

It was a joke.

My favorite take on the book so far had the title changed to “Daddy Please Love Me”. It looks just right over that slightly sad-faced picture.

The “Daddy Please Love Me” story is huge over at Twitter, and beyond:

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/469630-comedy-group-swaps-trump-jr-book-jacket-with-fake-title-daddy

There are several photos in the article of piles of the book with the more-accurate cover, actually on display in book stores.

eta: I see that Blank_Slate and Steve_MB also posted about this, earlier in the thread.

I see he’s learned his father’s trick of having absolutely everything that ever happens in the world be all about him. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, I guess.

No doubt Junior has the genes for solipsistic narcissism.

But in fairness, he’s had a tougher time than Daddy did. Senior’s father actually bankrolled young Donald, quite generously, in fact. Donald had plenty of cash with which to tool around town like a big shot, racking up his impressive number of bankruptcies.

Whereas DJTJ, working only for some unspecified wages, has had to perform like a dancing squirrel for Donald, slaving away in Donald’s collection of disastrous “businesses,” with only occasional breaks.

And no matter how many African animals he slaughters on those breaks, he knows every minute that he’s going to have to come back to Daddy’s side and dance like the mangy little squirrel that he is.

This

Put up or shut up.

Gold star sticker & a lollipop, for you. That is succinct loveliness and I, too, shall borrow/steal this.