Hey Junior, go to hell.

Oh yeah?! Well you were probably a member of the deep state Democrat resistance!

<you know I’m joking, I hope>

I don’t see the big deal. How is this disrespectful to put troops? He’s just exercising his right to free speech. It’s not like he’s doing something that’s actually insulting to troops, like say, kneeling during the national anthem.

/sarcasm

Daddy hasn’t proactively pardoned the kids yet.

I sense parental issues.

I agree with your sentiment and I, too, served in the military. USS Cape Cod (AD-43), 1989 - 92; NRaD/NCCOSC (1992 - 3).

Sweet!

This guy is such a wuss that he wouldn’t even take questions from supporters.

Donald Trump Jr walks out of Triggered book launch after heckling – from supporters (Links to The Guardian).

I genuinely feel sorry for the youngest, Barron. Poor little shit, never even been fishing. I guess I mean fishin’, not renting a boat and some professional guides to bait your line for you, but sitting on a stinky, muddy riverside with a cane pole and some worms. Hell, stick a hook in his thumb, they would call an air ambulance. Never got shit from his Mom for ruining his new jeans, never scuffed his knees. Did he ever even ride a bike? Alone?

Does he have any chance of becoming a man if no one lets him be a boy? Poor little shit.

Why is Don jr. dating Melania?

He’s probably getting similar treatment to what Angry Lid’l’ Donny got when he was a wee lad. Except that he probably won’t get the $1,000,000 (or whatever it was) “head start” that Angry Lid’l’ Donny’s pappy gave him.

Seriously, if he’d just written his “We’re the mostest persecuted people in the whole world” book and shut up about it I wouldn’t have cared but no, he had to take a massive dump on the soldiers buried at Arlington. I’m surprised they haven’t burst from their graves and come after him for that, but then again they’re better men by every relevant metric by a long way.

Speaking of Don-don’s new book, there’s also this:

MY DAD CAN’T BE RACIST BECAUSE HE LET ME HANG OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON.

Daddy let him hang out with a RICH black man suspected of pedophilia. I wonder how many POOR white people Daddy let him hang out with?

The skeevier interpretation is this: MJ came over to play with the Trump children while nobody was at home.

How much of a reprehensible little cunt do you have to be if even a pedophile doesn’t want to diddle you.

I’ve tried to stay out of politics here and know it’s fun to make jokes, but you all understand that JR. is being groomed for 2024 right? They are already chanting it at the rallies. Trump is almost certainly going to win in '20 which will lead to Don Jr. in’24. The presidency, and this country, was over as of the '16 election, with the fact that he was even elected in the first place. There is no coming back from the fact that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States. There is no way to recover from this, you can’t go back like Biden wants.

So yes, Don Jr. will be president, then Kanye and then what ever.

I’m pushing 50 and single with no kids, so I don’t really care what happens, I’ll be good no matter. I’m thinking of moving to Indonesia.

Apparently Michael Jackson only had a thing for boys. Thank God Trump’s other three children are daughters (and there’s a sentence I never thought I’d used in my lifetime).

Yes, but MJ came over to play with Don-Don and Eric. Not the girls.

You can’t accuse Junior n’ Eric of not being thrifty. They got their underpants half off.

Just like Jeb, right?

There’s one scary asshole named Al Baldasaro who stood up for Trump at that May 2016 press conference he gave after it turned out though he’d bragged about donating “millions” to veterans’ charities----and none of them had received a dime. Baldasaro has spoken about how he’d like to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. He’s the sort of guy about whom my Dad’s First Sgt., would say, “Somebody go salute the Lieutenant and see what happens.”

And then there’s the Purple Heart Trump treated like a gumball machine novelty, but I’m about at the boiling point as it is.

That fucker spoke at the Veteran’s Day Parade and said je was thinking of going to Moscow’s …Mayday Parade.

I’d love to see and hear millions of people screaming at Trump "Mayday! Mayday!