Hey Mr. Single Guy, what are you doing to Peacock it up for the ladies?

It seems to be an article of faith among the “GET ANY WOMAN, DATE ANY WOMAN, HAVE SEX WITH ANY WOMAN” players and player wannabees that ANY WOMAN won’t give you a the time of day unless you draw attention to yourself in some compelling way that breaks the ice and engages conversation. Something that says “this man is a fascinating individual who I may allow within putting distance of my vagina”.

Peacockingin this context can be clothing, hairstyle, jewelery, accessories or even makeup to attract the eye of the elusive and capricious modern female.

What are you doing to Peacock wise to make this happen? Flashing light sneakers, a beaver fur hat, ironic T shirt, a cane made from bull’s penis. What’s your irresistible Peacock style, your signature Peacock move?

Dude! Have you been following me around??

I can’t think of peacocking without thinking of this or just about anything involving Jean Ralphio or Tom in Parks and Rec.

Moved to IMHO from GQ.

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nothing. I’m not that kind of douchebag.

I just pop the collar on my pastel polo shirt. This has the side benefit of attracting women who root for the bad guy in '80s movies.

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Before my girlfriend gave me her contact info, I had someone spill red wine over most of my shirt. Does that count?

Some of the content in that link is NSFW.

How about carrying around a Rubik’s cube, whipping it out nonchalantly, and solving it in 30 seconds or less? Would that be peacocking? We know that women can’t resist a man who knows how to solve a Rubik’s cube.

Whip it out.

I just normally pay the barfine

Oooo! Is it two sizes too small so the arm cuffs highlight your ripped biceps? And the shirt stretches ever so tightly against your awesome pecs? That’s just so… Frat-tastic.

:: swoon ::

:wink:

You wanna know how I got these scars?

I’ve got a nice set of cinch-up suspenders with a yellow whistle attached.

I wear a shirt made of $100 bills sewn together.

Just a suggestion…that shiny golden tooth that lights up my eyes when you smile.

This will get you started.

Spinner-rims on my wheelchair tires. :cool:

It won’t last long when I set your shirt on fire so I have something to light my cigar with.