hey, she was 18. yes i checked first.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was skeeved out by the following (in no particular order):

  1. Bragging.
  2. She was 17 when all this started.
  3. You’re married w/children older than playmate.
  4. Bragging.
    4a. (Usually goes along with bragging threads): Dressing up the bragging in a “Am I this or am I that?” suit and then getting wadded panties and defending what YOU think you are (despite having asked what WE think you are).
  5. The whole “I’m a name in this town” strikes me as skeevy AND dumb, if true. Hope the risk was worth it should you end up on the news.
  6. Also, the bragging just makes me want to puke, but in a MPSIMS way, not in a pit way.
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LMAO. What I find funny is the idea of you trying to relate to her so you’d start paying more attention to how your daughter acted to pick up cues on how teenagers think nowadays. you’d go in her room and look at her stuff and say “note to self, teenagers like abercrombie and eminem”. I know that didn’t happen but its funny as hell to think of it.

Overall though, I don’t see a problem with an 18 year old and a 45 year old, it is perfectly legal. Somewhat odd but not really a bad thing.

Hi anonymous lady if you are reading this.

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If you expect your wife to be faithful to you, then you would be a heel and a generally crappy person for having done what you claim. If your wife and you do not expect fidelity, and have agreed to this state, then I would say it is inappropriate, and you should expect an escalation of feelings from this young lady.

Sex without love tends to require maturity to work without pain and complications. She may have the maturity needed, and you may also, but I’d say both are unlikely given her age and your posts.

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Also, your evasive “things aren’t simple between my wife and me” just absolutely reeks of prevarication. If you have an open, honest arrangement by which you can have sex with someone else, then why not say so? Why hem and haw with the “look, people, it’s just not that…simple!” horseshit? It sounds to me like you’re doing something very shady, you know it’s shady, and you’re desperately trying to rationalize that it’s OK. Perhaps she cheated on you, and now you think revenge is fair play. Whatever the situation, your wording makes it appear that you’re weaseling as hard as you can.

As for the actual act sans context, meh. Who cares?

If you ask me, however, based on your evasion, you’re probably cheating on your wife, and she doesn’t know and probably would mind very much.

Which, of course, would make you a filthy bastard, not just a scoundrel.

Hypothetically speaking.

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Upon reading this, my bullshitometer went off the charts. My bullshitometer rarely fails. I’m convinced that the only “hot” teenager who exists in this story is the one residing in Jose’s fertile imagination.

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Okay, now I feel a little bad for helping bust this cabronito. He’s in a real stew now because if he continues to insist it’s true, he’ll look like a jerk and if he admits it’s a lie, he’ll look like a jerk, too.

And for the record, I am no longer an active member of the SDSAB. So I guess it’s an honorary title? Anyway, I’ve got no special powers. Well… unless you talk to a certain 18 year old boy I know peripherally…

hahhahahahahah. Sorry.

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Hey, I don’t even get a nod for my e.e. cummings crack?

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Yes, you do. I laughed :slight_smile:

Would have choked on soda, spit on my screen, had my drink come out of my nose… if I’d been drinking anything.

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I have no problem with the age difference, nor would I if the genders were reversed.

I know lots of wise, mature older men. They do not cheat on their wives. The ones that are single don’t announce to the world when they get laid, either.

Not that I believe this story to begin with, it’s total bullshit. I’m especially fond of the part about how “I have a name.” People with clout know they have it and don’t need to tell people they have it.

This part was funny, too:

i should add that few men of ANY age would consider telling this girl no.

Just because you have no control over your actions doesn’t mean that other men don’t.

:wally

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Oh, I wasn’t really implying that you had special powers, just that you must be a) smart and b) have at least reasonably good research skills, which I would think would apply to all SDSAB members, either current or former.

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As an 18 year old girl, I’d have to say, “Ew.” If someone at my school had sex with a 45 year old man, she would never hear the end of it. That’s just creepy on so many levels. I mean, my dad is 45. My friends’ dads are 45. I cannot believe this story is true. It’s just too weird.

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Don’t knock it until you try it. When i’m 45 I plan to have a harem of high school girls living in my shed purely for carnal delight. I haven’t worked out the ‘how can I make this happen’ part yet but I figure time will unravel that aspect of it for me.

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Okay, now the guilt feelings and double standard are eating me up, so I should just spill.

It started out innocent enough. I swear I had no immoral designs on this kid who came to the door selling magazine subscriptions. I mean, I have a son his age! But he was so cute, in an Ashton Kutcher-kind of way. While he nervously sped through his speech, I looked him up and down…. the huge jeans hanging from his skinny, but athletic frame, the Eminem tee shirt with stretched out collar, the greasy hair and not-too-bad complexion… Nobody else was home, so I invited him in. I could tell he saw me as more than a mother-figure. Even at fifty, I am pretty damn hot… Guilty as charged! But I have a reputation in town, and what would people say if they knew I boffed a virgin. He WAS a virgin, anyway.

Believe me, I resisted. But when he told me how his friends in the locker room bragged about their conquests and he had nothing to say, my heart went out to the little guy. He wasn’t interested in me romantically, obviously, but he couldn’t ignore my mature, been-around-the-block lustiness. And as a middle-aged ex-Peace Corps volunteer, I admit it - I’m a push-over, so sue me. Before I could say “Like whoa… Dude!” his huge pants were down around his Vans. It was incredible. I don’t mean to brag, but I brought this boy up to speed quick! He didn’t have the words to thank me. Not sure how I’m gonna explain these subscriptions to Oprah, Cooking Light and Wine Spectator, though.

It was a close call when my husband came home. He found the Old Navy retro boxers on the couch and the whole house reeked of Axe! But we had a heart-to-heart, and he came clean, too. Turns out he couldn’t turn down Jose’s daughter when she was a senior last year, when she’d pleaded with him for months for the same kind of education. What high school girl could resist a 45 year old man? It’s a touching, rite of passion… whoops, I mean passage! My husband is an ex-Peace Corps volunteer, too, so I understand.

Whew, I feel better now. But what do you guys think… Scoundrels or no? Please tell me you feel nothing but envy! I know his teachers at school would, if only they knew.

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But he has a name! And she was mature. You must not be mature enough to handle the kind of schooling jose and his name can give.

He wouldn’t take you anyway. So there.

:wink:

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Y’know, whenever this happens to me and some nubile young woman, who’s quest for the ultimate experience naturally brings her to me, I just turn them down.

First it’s a matter of policy. If I give in to one, it wouldn’t be fair to all the others, so it just has to be a blanket “no,” as it wouldn’t be possible to fulfill the demand.

More importantly, I have to consider what is best for these women. I would essentially ruin them as they would inevitably seek out a succession of lovers in a vain attempt to duplicate the experience I gave them. Most of these women would have other lovers and husbands and it wouldn’t be fair to them to force them into a comparison with my standard.

So, it’s really just best that I say no. I did make one exception for these three extraterrestial women who needed to repopulate their planet, but that doesn’t count.

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PunditLisa said this makes her bullshitometer go off. Mine too. I’m a straight guy, and older than the OP. I’ve had cause to be in contact with many more teenage girls than the average guy, as I coached a girl’s high school basketball team for several years. (long story, that!)
Anyway, from time to time girls of that age may develop a crush on a teacher or coach, but that’s all it is. They look from a distance, but (thankfully) I’ve never encountered one that acted like she actually wanted to follow through.

Guys 40+ years old just don’t appear all that hot to to the young 'uns. They’re normally shy around older men. Even those who the boys say are readily available wouldn’t be that comfortable getting close an old dude like me. Discuss a sexual situation? With an old guy? Like, never!

I guess a tale such as the OP is telling isn’t impossible, but it’s WAY beyond normal.

Note that in the U.S. 16 is a more common legal age than 18. (ageofconsent.com) Would that have been Ok too, josejones?

Point of order: In the referenced prior tale, the spelling was “pyjamas”. So there! :slight_smile:

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This man has a name! His name is josejones!

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Yeah! Come on, he’s named after a Pixies song, so all the young hotties know he’s cool and cutting-edge! And, uh, never mind that the song came out when she was three years old.

Yeah, I’m in the “don’t believe it for a moment” camp. And that’s because I’m a generous, benefit-of-the-doubt sort.

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Jose Jones, told me alone, his sto-o-ory!

OK, maybe not alone.

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Oh bullshit, Scylla. You made that part up.