Ok, this may be legal. But I still find it creepy. (Not that I’m saying the story is true or anything.)
One thing I don’t understand is that Jose says he knows this girl as “another high school kid” but says he’s not a teacher or in any way connected to the high school. That makes me believe that this girl is one of his daughter’s friends or classmates. My vocabulary is failing me; I can’t think of any word to describe such a situation but “gross.”
By the way, Jose, just in case this fantastic tale is really (more or less) true: if you think you are really going to continue seeing this girl - I mean literally; seeing her around, in a social context - and nobody is going to figure out there’s something going on between the two of you, you’ve got a LOT to learn about young girls and their big mouths and the fact that it’s very very easy to notice when two people are conducting a clandestine affair. Anyone who has ever worked in an office with two colleagues who pretend to be “just friends” when everyone can see they’re doing the horizontal mambo will confirm this.
If anyone does put two and two together, your “name” in town probably isn’t going to be the same “name” you currently enjoy for much longer.
She’s going to smile about it when she’s at her sorority!!!
/bullshit meter explodes
I was more doubtful of the 45 year old train being able to pull into the station several times in a short period of time.
waits for the numerous 45 year old engineers to defend this possibility 
Yup. Even if the first time was with the aforementioned… wait, I need to go back and look… “patience, tenderness,” yadayadayada. Most girls do not enjoy their first time all that much. Not enough to orgasm, at any rate. Afterward there’s also a little blood, which tends to be off-putting. Supposing there was a second time, afterward I’m assuming she wanted a Motrin more than a third go round. Lo siento mucho, Jose. But for most women, the first time is something we just want to get through with as little discomfort as possible. It doesn’t go from modest virgin to raging nympho in one go. So yeah, I’m calling bullshit, too.
I don’t think so. No friction, and she’d probably stop when she met resistance.
Not me. I can testify that there’s more bang for the buck these days than when I was eighteen, but that’s in the duration category rather than the completed events category. Eighteen years old? Sure, three times in the morning and another three at night, on an off day. Now… er… now it’s all about the quality. 'Cause the count damn sure isn’t happening anymore.
Maybe he means she had an orgasm during foreplay?
Perhaps if he was say, 25 and they had been friends for a long time, but 45 and 18? And she chased him?
Unless he looks like George Clooney, I doubt it.
jose is being bashed and attacked without respite. What I found amusing is the way the thread has evolved. The first few posts were in line with the type of response that jose was perhaps looking for. The earlier replies ranged from some questioning the validity of sex between people with such a wide age difference to others giving him a slap on the shoulder and a wink. However, once someone expressed the possibility of the story being fake, the thread seemed to speed up quite a bit and suddenly everyone was having the same doubts and thought that he was bragging, and ganged up on him.
I don’t think jose wanted the opinion of people on whether they believed his story or not. While unlikely, what jose has narrated is not imposibble, and so he deserves the benefit of doubt. The response to the op should be based on the premise that the op is true and the answers should then be in direct correlation to the questions asked.
Reactions expressing incredulity of the op and the high likelihood that it is fake should, IMO, be done by starting a new thread - maybe in the pit if it is felt that it is a lie.
Skepticism of extraordinary romantic encounters has sort of been de rigeur on the board ever since the Pyjama Pants Girl incident (which I might add, I was the first to mention, and spell correctly! Credit where credit is due, people 
). It’s not helping that jose pretty much disappeared the instant the credibility of the OP came into question.
A Pit thread has been started. I don’t really see that people are tearing the OP to shreds. This is an intelligent group of people. As a result, most of them have a rather high range of cynicism. The OP rang untrue to several posters, and they’ve said as much.
Threads tend to take on a life of their own. As a result, they sometimes backfire and don’t always have the desired response. Are you saying that since this thread is in MPSIMS, unless people have something nice to say, they shouldn’t say anything at all? I really don’t think that’s going to happen. Add to that, the OP has not been back to explain, and the cynicism is going to increase.
You know, there was once this 18 year old that wanted to have sex with me. So I started lifting weights in the garage and smoking pot. Then we were going to have sex, but she was a virgin, so I went into the kitchen, and the secretly gay Marine next door shot me in the head.
[[While unlikely, what jose has narrated is not imposibble, and so he deserves the benefit of doubt. The response to the op should be based on the premise that the op is true and the answers should then be in direct correlation to the questions asked.]]
Okay, we will assume it’s true. Then we can stick to:
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Questioning the wisdom of him bragging like a 16 year old under the guise of wanting our opinions on whether he is a “scoundrel” or not.
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Add the cheating-on-his-wife-with-a-teenager detail to his story (he forgot to add that part, apparently) when making up our minds what category to put him in.
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I don’t think there’s any rule against continuing to have some fun here. Jose started it… nyah nyah.
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Eve, I loved the ee. cummings remark
I hate it when that happens.
Whether it’s true or not, I’m skeeved out for all the reasons someone posted earlier. Holy age difference! (for one thing)
Sounds like something I might read on Group Hug. Only it’s not there. Yes, I checked.
I had the same reaction. Like, as if! I can’t believe anybody would believe this.
Would love to say more but this isn’t the Pit.
Well, if it happened to Stiffler’s Mom . . .
Tripler
Please, won’t somone think of the MILFs?
Hey Jose…
Tell me more about about her ass. Was it round and firm?
Did she shave her sweet young hoo-hoo-nanny but just around the edges?
How did she taste? Sweeter than carmel butter milk?
Was she tighter than a FleshLight?
Did she quiver oh so subtly when she enjoyed her First Orgasm Ever during the third donging?
Did you fuck her after you boffed her?
Quickly please, I’m almost there and this 3 hour pay per view is almost ready to expire.
Assuming the story as told is true, I don’t think “scoundrel” is quite the word. The action itself suggests questionable judgment, but posting the details afterwards is in extremely poor taste.
But to lighten the mood, here’s a joke for you:
Half way through this thread I had to run down to the vending machines and buy myself a Coke so I’d have something to spew out my nose. I’ve gone through two monitors and a keyboard on this one.
Seriously folks, I can’t say when I’ve enjoyed a thread more. I mean, I have enjoyed other threads more, it’s just that I can’t say when . . . I mean, *I * know when, 'cause I was there, but I’m not able to relate it at this time. . . it’s a phobia, kind of, that keeps me from revealing chronology or duration. Okay, actually, it’s more a “contractual thing” than an actual “phobia”. . . or perhaps a more accurate term would be “restraining order”. So while, yeah, I have enjoyed other threads more, I’m not presently at liberty to divulge the circumstances under which I enjoyed them.
However, I think it would have been better if there had been more of them, like a gang, and if he’d fought unsuccessfully to protect his honor. See, then he could follow up with a bunch of other threads describing how he tracked them down, one by one, and wreaked his terrible revenge for the horrific night of teenaged snuggle-bunnies to which he’d been subjected. Kind of a serial, you know?
. . . unless it’s all true, in which case I take everything back, with apologies. Except for the Coke part. I did go get a Coke.