Hey!! Struuter..YO!

[Dylan]

I realized I couldn’t very well thank you in the pit…lest a gaggle of demons should appear to rip me to shreds whilst flaming my sorry ass to hell…

so I will thank you here instead…

I had a sorry lack of kool-aid, as well as the mac n’ cheese…I said screw the TP, and instead found the perfect use for the ass-ugly pillowcases given to me by Dewt’s ex-wife!!!

BWWWWAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAAAA

I’m picking up the Nix on payday.

the early nap thing was a no-go…mini-dewt is 4.5…he has decided in the past few months that it is no longer in his best interest to nap…sigh

the baking soda worked great!!! I CAN SEE!!! IT’S A MIRACLE!!!..now people are starting to look me in the eye when they speak to me instead of the mount Everest under my eye. Of course, as soon as I had piled this concoction on my face, the doorbell rang…
thank you, dear, kind, wonderful human being!!!

all that great advice and a strumpet to boot!!..hey, do you give strumpet lessons??..sign me up!!

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psst…can you spare a sig?

[struuter]

Hey sweetie, you made it through the day–and sometimes that’s the most important thing. I severely miscalculated on my dinner last night (somebody needs to go grocery shopping…) and ended up being the one to bypass the main course for jello. I thought about you.

Good luck finding the NIX. If you can’t, let me know and I’ll send you the address on the back of the bottle. You seriously need it if you have pets. It’s a bacteria that eats at odors and all the other fun stuff that come with animals.

I’m so glad you made it to today. I hate icky times like these. Put that child to bed tonight and grab that soak. You deserve it. Then you can come here and tell all the mens about it and get lots of naughty and suggestive posts.

Have a super weekend.
struuter