Damn, that was cruel.
TVeblen, apparently.
Actually, we know the truth! You locked it knowing you’d get Pitted for it, and you’re ashamed of that chart in the Moderators’ Fortress of Solitude that shows how many times each of you has been pitted, and you’re so kind-spirited that your number-of-pittings bar is barely off the left edge of the chart.
Right? 