Hey, you got poetry in my spam. No, you put spam in my poetry

[JonScribe]

So it’s a slow night at work, and I’m actually reading some of the spam in my spam folder, and I come across this in the body of an e-mail promising me an easy college degree (like I didn’t choose an easy college degree in the first place):

Sometimes over gypsy feels nagging remorse, but carpet tack over pine cone always compete with minivan inside!starlets remain muddy.Any particle accelerator can seek debutante about fruit cake, but it takes a real freight train to toward chestnut.And secretly admire the dark side of her pit viper.
For example, for haunch indicates that debutante inside scooby snack laugh and drink all night with around fruit cake.

It’s probably just some spammer’s attempt to get around a filter, but I like it. Anybody else finding sonnets in their spam folders?

I may have to use “Secretly admiring the dark side of her pit viper” as my new sig.