Hey you, Yeah you ..you motherfucking piece or brownnoising shit!!

The BBQ Pit
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Hi, remember me? I’m one of the people that got hired by our boss because I’m a **Good Worker [sup]tm[/sup] not because I’m one of the bosses good friend. I’m not his companion, his best friend, his golfing buddy, his football pal, his lunchtime whore, his little doody. OH WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING GET IT OVER WITH AND JUST STICK YOUR HEAD COMPLETELY INSIDE HIS ASS ALREADY Every one knows…KNOWS that you love to be completely a$$fucked by him. I cannot believe that you get paid PAID to fucking follow him around, do nothing and particular where the REAL WORKERS do all the shit to keep the company afloat. We’re fucking supporting you and his ass upstairs just so you two can spend everyfuckingminute together watching tv upstairs, going on the internet, fucking talking about nothing in particular. EVERYONE knows…EVEN OUR CLIENTS. They ask me “Oh what is brownnoiser’s name doing? Does he even work here? Why are you working alone?” FOUR PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME THAT ALREADY!!! And guess what? I FUCKING TELL THEM THE TRUTH!! (The truth hurts doesn’t it baby?)
Aren’t you ashamed that they see you follow him going up and down the stairs? Aren’t you embarassed that when he calls you you run downstairs like a fucking puppy. All he fucking needs to give you are doggie treats every time you do some “work”. AWWW GOOD DAWGY… Oh let me tell you you’re not even a fucking good worker. You should have been fired already. First of all 1. You screwed up a roll of film (people get fired for that shit) not once! but twice. Not because of some accident but because it fucking “fell from your hand” people get fired for that kind of shit 2. You spend way to long on one project like 1/2 hour for something that would take anyone else 5 minutes. 3. No one at work likes you either, they just pretend to cause you’re the bosses’ bitch. 4. You’re color sucks even though (see#2) 5. I know you’re the one that messed up the bosses computer because I have seen you downloading shit, and you let everyone else take the blame. Oh of course…since you weren’t even supposed to be on the computer you were supposed to be fucking WORKING!!
6. Don’t make like you’re the boss of me because guess what YOU’RE NOT!! I bet the boss would be REAL HAPPY to know what you told me to do to a customer when he was a little late. And it was a stupid childish plan, what are you like 6? 7. Hey I have the sneaking suspicion that the reason why you “left” your last job was maybe you got fired or let go, because of your “charming” personality. Oh you’re so nice huh? You fucking anal retentive, snobby bitch.
You know I don’t even care even if there is the remotest possibility that you come to these boards. I’m tired of this shit already. Do me a favor, instead of spending everyday at work following the asshole upstairs doing nothing, spend some time with your daughter okay? Or get some “writing” done.

-sandalwood

ps: for dopers… how did I do on my first rant, disorganized I know but I’m learning.
pss: oh by the way motherfucking brownnoising piece of shit is a MAN. It’s a man baby!!
psss: stay tuned for my future rant to my lovely lovely boss.

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Oooh I was so upset I left my bold on… :frowning:
Oh well…

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Er, purely in the interests of fighting ignorance, the correct term is “brownNOSE”, not “noise”. Or are you referring to some other behavior of which I am not aware?

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“brownnosing shit”?

heh… you’ve got potential.

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I saw that title and thought “Damn, it was just a bosses day card- I guess you wished YOU thought of it!”

Anyhoo, sucks to be you, hate your cow-orker (ork!), and your boss is a butthole.

You needed a few “returns” in that rant, I can tell ya that. Hard to read.

Zette

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Augghhh typos… I’m just so enraged that I can’t spell. I also tend to not use any Caps, it’s easier to write in lowercase for furious typing.

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Um, was there a reason we should have assumed it was a woman?

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Repeated use of the word “bitch”? I thought the OP was referring to a woman, too. Or is the cow-orker a “man” in the sense that Linda Tripp is a “man”?

[sub]During the height of Monicagate, saw John Goodman impersonating LT. Astounding resemblance.[/sub]

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No he really is a man, and thought I’d just put that in because well, I called him a bitch and a whore which should have been a son-of-a-bitch and a man-whore. But man-whore isn’t as powerful don’t you think?
Anyways, more drama with the situation as I was notified that he might not work tomorrow from my boss because “He’s going to the football game with me!” AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Die manwhore,die!!

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I didn’t think that the elusive “brown noise” had been discovered yet. IIRC, that’s the name for the frequency that is theorized to cause people to loose bowel control. Someone doing that would make the subject of an interesting Pit rant.

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Okay, okay…sorry for the typos. Next time I’ll preview before I press send. My fingers just have a mind of their own. totally humiliated Please…don’t hit me!!!
=(