Ew, ok i read it and ya, it is quite disturbing and im sooo glad i didnt go to get my lunch at that moment in time…
thanks for the …umm…lovely explanation 
You’ve now been let in on one of the many inside jokes here on the SDMB.
Next lesson: The Power of OG!
(But that’s probably going to be much later since I get to go home in ten minutes.)
Well i can tell ya im very much looking forward to the next lesson
Cant wait 
Did I forget to mention that for the next lesson you have to be naked? Really, those are the rules. I’m not making this up.
C’mon Dopers, back me up on this.
Anyone?
She has to be naked right?
C’mon someone back me up on this, do a Frog a favor!
[crickets chriping]
grumble grumble… ya bunch of asshats… grumble
Haha nice try hun, but unfortunately for you im not that gullible…
I think the naked rule is mentioned in Section 203.17 Part D. The database for the rules is currently down though, we’ll just have to go and assume naked.
Any kid whose bananas are flaming has more urgent matters to attend to than safeproofing. Alternatively, if you can manage allright with flaming bananas I guess you can handle yourself just fine. Take your pick. 
Oh, and welcome to the SDMB, Keira. You seem to have passed the gullibility test (you do know that word isn’t in the dictionary, do you?), which however makes us wonder whether you’re really blonde. Whoops, strike that, didn’t mean to say that.
Anyways, be cool, chill. If you are angry and want to post nasty words, step away from the keyboard and take a deep breath, or type your post but don’t submit. That will make you go a long way in surviving around these parts. For the rest I’ll second the remarks of others. You haven’t committed any grave mistakes, so go and have fun.
Lemme walk you through the other posters. tomndebb is a venerable poster and very reliable, even if we have never seen any proof that there actually is a debb. You can learn a lot from him. **The asbestos mango[b/] is a good person, even though mangoes are vile and asbestos is bad for your health. Crunchy Frog is a fun poster who really is crunchy, otherwise it would be false advertising. Really used to be called dutchboy208, which he prefers to forget, and is also fun in a more juvenile way. And I’m a bit drunk and posting nonetheless, which is a bad idea. It is called ‘posting under influence’. Don’t do it.
Oh, and perview is your friend.
Yes, that is intentional.
There is another use for goats. CLICK HERE to learn.
Goats…the Final Frontier…
I got yer back Crunchy.
Yes, she does have to be nekkid to learn the next lesson.
Sort of the “Rites of Passage” deal.
Everybody had to do it.
Better do it quick, keira, before punha, The Exibitionist, comes running thru the thread all nekkid and stuff.
I guess this wouldn’t be the best time to link to the Can you make your tongue into a tube? thread, eh? :eek:
Did you ever post a link to yourself in a bikini? She did in another thread and some of the posters here have surely seen it. You should have come on and immediately said something like “Hi, guys. It’s me, flamingbananas. I’m a hottie. Come see my bikini pic at RateMyBody.com.” I guarantee you that you’d be getting plenty of solicitous treatment around here too.
(Sorry if I seem a little antagonistic toward our new poster Blonde Keira. But I suspect she’s a shill for either some porn site or RateMyBody.com. If it turns out I’m wrong, I’ll offer an apology…but until then I’m more than a little dubious. Hotties like her don’t normally come on strange message boards acting flirty and posting come check me out types of links.)
Unless, ye gods, Keira is a blonde with a brain! :eek:
Or a shill.
Either is good for the guys, isn’t it?
Quote: “Either is good for the guys, isn’t it?” I guess. But I doubt many of the guys on this thread would think it was very good if the picture of Blonde Keira wasn’t really the girl posting here, and they were just being herded to RateMyBody.com to try to separate them from their dough.
Just saying is all…
Btw, Picasso Feet, what’s the inspiration for your name? I’d be interested to know if you wouldn’t mind.
Ah, the name. Well, Picasso’s style had really huge honkin’ feet.
I had to reproduce a painting of his for my French class ( 
) and I selected a painting which really, really highlighted the mammoth, town squashing feet.
So, Picasso Feet. I am long, strong, and extremely perverted sounding now.
Huzzah.
Thank goodness! I was afraid you were going to say you had huge feet that looked like they were painted by Picasso. Thanks for the explanation.
Oh, also…to be even more curious. What kind of French class requires its students to reproduce paintings? I’m assuming it was a French language class. And if so, what about students who couldn’t paint?
Thank you. Now I have Trogdor, the Burninator as he obliverates the village running through my head. :eek:
Then my work here is done!
And to Starving Artist, mm… ours? :o
It was a “cultural” thing or summat. We had to research the painter’s life a bit too, and give a 2-5 minute presentation on them and the painting. And the French teacher would grade us based our abilities. How she knew them is a mystery to me, although I was in the art class, so *of course * I’m artistcally inclined to painting. :rolleyes:
You have me confused with someone else. I’m the original Crunchy Frog, used to be known as bratman007 way back in 2000. I don’t know who dutchboy is, but I had a hiatus in which I didn’t post for months on end and I was promptly forgotten about, during which time someone had registered with the name The Crunchy Frog. The Crunchy Frog, upon learning that I had been around for a while with this username, graciously changed his name to International Playboy to avoid confusion.
But now I’m confused as to why you think I’m dutchboy, who dutchboy is, and if there’s someone else with my username floating around out there.
I hope that clears things up, but I doubt it.