Ew!
Welcome Luciano700!
Are you a robot? android? automaton?
Or are you a REAL boy?
I went to electronics school with Luciano104. Guy was brilliant, and always so helpful. He was always in the top 5% of the class, had no problems with transmission-line theory or Smith charts, and during that ugly incident involving Laplace transforms, he was a rock of support. He got hired by IBM right out of school, and got in on the ground floor of IBM’s turn toward the good in the nineties. Later he went to work at NASA, and then at one of the private cubesat programs. What happened afterwards – the unauthorized access, the re-entry, the lawsuits and impact toxins – it was such a tragedy.
Luci109 sniffing glue she was 12 years old
fell from a roof on East 29.
Luci 208 was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine.
Has anyone heard from Lucian404 lately? He’s nowhere to be found.
Cite?
Luciano used to be an umpire in the American League. He was always getting into arguments with Orioles manager Earl Weaver. One time he was hit in the head with a wild pitch. He staggered around for a minute, then collapsed on the ground. The crowd bore witness to the fall of the roamin’ umpire.
Apparently, someone fitted our “Lucky” Luciano with a pair of cement shoes.
I was always partial to Luciano314
He made a generally acceptable pie, even if it wasn’t perfect to to more than a couple decimals
You’re thinking of Luciano3.14 of course. A well rounded poster if ever there was one. I don’t know why everyone is assuming that only the integer versions of Luciano count. Now, Luciano2.718… was truly excellent. A transcendental soul, he was a real natural. And he had rithm!!
Johnny, put a mask on.
mmm
:smack:You’re right, of course things got kind of confusing when the original Luciano1 [del]died[/del] [del]disapp[/del] made it through the course and won the prize to retire to that tropical island and Luciano3 became the new number two
Oh get real. Everyone knows that Luciano… all of them… are merely fractal protrusions into our dimension of the real Luciano, who is a vast pan-dimensional being of immense power and subtlety. Many believe that the real Luciano is responsible for many of the seeming coincidences in the universe, and they are not just our pattern-perception run amuck.
[Luciano6]I am not a number, I am a man![/Luciano6]
Luciano409 cleans things pretty well.
It was such a sad day when Luciano4, Luciano8, Luciano15, Luciano16, Luciano23 and Luciano42 were all lost in that plane crash…
It was even worse when the other Lucianos showed up.
That was the day the music died.
iLuciano on the other hand is entirely imaginary.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said “what you need is Luciano number nine”
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
she said “i’m gonna make it up right here in the sink”
it smelled like turpentine, it looked like indian ink
i held my nose, i closed my eyes, i took a drink
I didn’t know if it was day or night
i started kissin’ everything in sight
but when i kissed a cop down on thirty-fourth and vine
he broke my little bottle of Luciano number nine