Welcome Aboard the Dope.
I hope you enjoy your stay.
So besides Ms Whatsit, what other literary characters are you favorites?
Jim
That needs one of those historical plaques. 
That’s it. NO SOUP FOR YOU. Come back one year.
ETA: Oh, and welcome, Janis! The goat sends his regards but regrets that he will be late, and is offering you a second helping of squid as a token of his appreciation for your patience. He’ll be along once he’s sobered up.
And you thought that was a good idea? We’d only got him to start wearing them again when that happened. Don’t be an enabler. 
So you’re occasionally unmarried? Gotcha.
You might enjoy participating in one of our seedier Doper “exchanges.”
There is too much pepper in my paprikash, but I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie.
Funny story: I was at the dog show this weekend with my girlfriend and my parents. I was petting this dog and he was sniffing my crotch. The handler excused the dog, but I said “Ah, screw it. Let the dog snuff my junk”. The handler said “That’s right. You’re a guy. You don’t care about those things”. Well after a few more seconds of scritching, my girlfriend points at the dog’s head “Um…Trevor? The dog is…licking you”.
I look down, and sure enough, the dog is licking my balls.
So I said “Well, it saves me on the cost of peanut butter. Do I have to buy your dog dinner now?”
Nice.
I’m not so sure about your new lover. I heard she can be a real bitch.
There do seem to enough just posting to this thread to make a Dopefest. When come, bring buckeye!
Welcome - good birthday present!
You seem very board-ready - where else do you hang out? How long did you lurk here?
This thread is a great resourse for new SDMB’ers
Francie Nolan (A Tree Grows in Brooklyn) Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables et Al) O-lan (The Good Earth) Mark Sway (Grishom’s The Client) Jesse Aarons (Bridge to Terabithia) And Delores Claiborne (Stephen King) to name just a few.
Nothing like that, we just have a very passionate realtionship, we fight as hard as we love. Important thing is, we’re happy. (However if the situation, Og Forbid, changes, I’ll keep ya in mind wink wink
Hey, you know what, we have a barbeque area & a pool at my apartment complex When the weather gets warmer , I say,* CTOWN DOPEFEST BYOB.* There will be pie.
WOW! Thanks very much, I’ve been around about as long as this thread, which I found fascinating. I Also Hang out here and here. In addition I have a Live journal I shamefully neglect.