Spamshake!!!
People like to put spam down,
It’s fake meat of great renown
They don’t like it hot or cold
Won’t eat it even when they get old
It’s Spam condemnation,
Spam condemnation, bay-bee…
No, Banned Name!
“Talking 'bout my spameration…”
Yeah, the ones left are simply offal.
“They call me…MISTER Spams!”
And that’s a good use for a colon.
Peas allow meat to introduce myself
I’m a man of smell and taste
I’ve been ground round for a long, long year
Sold many a man’s soule and pate
Peased to meat you
Hope you guest my domain, oh yeah
Butt cut’s puzzling you
It’s the nature of my ham(e)
OK. Sorry, Mick.
Sympathy for the devil(led ham)?
Spam Sade: Cruel meatlike detective
I hear he spent time in the can.
I never sausage bad puns! I veal like I should just clam up now. I don’t know if venison is left to be said.
Deer me.
I herd she had quite the rack.
Hey, Bambi, take a walk on the wild side…
She was game, I’ll say that for her.
D’oe!
Bart: Pardon me while I, whip this out.
Lily: It’s Twue, it’s Twue!
[sub]Sorry, wrong thread ;)[/sub]