Well, so let’s do it again then ok eh?
Oh my god?!*&V TV has got to be bad when your only choice is between Hollyoaks, and Night and Day!
:eek:
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
“I don’t freaking think so.”
Cite?
Anybody seen Lord of the Rings?
Who brought pie? I want pie.
I’m having leftovers for dinner.
[Snake]
Alllll right! I’m taking this thing to Mexico!
[/Snake]
I have a bomb. I want you to turn this thread around and take it to Cuba right now.
Q.E.D. changed his sig…from…erm…whatever it was
Speaking of sigs…
Hey, look! A French fry!
Me lose brain?
Now look sad and say doh
[sub]doh[/sub]
You mean a Freedom fry…
If you don’t stop threatening to hijack this thread I *swear * I am going to stop this thing and smack you upside the head!
Oh, look, a French Whore…
Everyone, please explain to me why you voted AGAINST the pirate smilie! I mean he was so useful.
I didn’t vote. But if there was a puke smiley it would have got my vote.
Didn’t something similar happen to Senator Bob Kerrey a few years ago?
That reminds me, my biscuits aren’t baking properly, they come out with the centers doughy. Can anyone offer some advice?
At least nobody’s double posted!