Let's misinterpret each other's posts

I have a good time visiting my family at Christmas.

Nearly 5,000 posts and I can’t understand a word you say.

You’re always criticizing! Can’t anything just be good enough for you?

Take it to the Pit, would you?

I’m sorry, I thought I mentioned that those olives were whole. Oh well.

Wood yew? Well, of course - yew is wood.

Wood you speak up? I can’t understand yew!

Actually, less than 4800 posts.

Sheesh, 4800 or 5000 posts. What’s the diff? That’s still a helluva long fence.

This is an exercise in walking the thin line between being mildly annoyed and totally pissed off. Can you do it? Huh? Can you? I’m talking to you!!!

Do you like to fence with Foils or Epees?

No, no, NO! I don’t fence. I fight to the death. Only when my foes blood wets the ground does it get interesting.

Why would anybody build a tinfoil fence?

My tinfoil hat doesn’t fit. Do I need a larger or a smaller one?

A foil fence? What are you, paranoid?

Most men prefer larger breast, but I kind of like small ones. But you really should just stay with what genetics provided.

Do you mean “visit” in the biblical sense?

I agree. The Bible is at time, very contradictory. You might consider taking a class or joining to study group … it might help with understanding the history behind some of the contradictions.

Look I’m an atheist and I don’t appreciate your lording your religion all over this board.

So, you are an agnostic?