Let's misinterpret each other's posts

Let’s keep sexuality out of this.

That is the typical kneejerk male heterosexual response, and I sooo hate it. Transgendered folk have rights too, you know. First of all, the right to have a name of their own choice. Second of all, the right to keep it or lose it as they wish. It’s none of your business, even when they talk about it the whole time and solicit your opinion. Or anything else for that matter.

I totally agree, and that’s exactly why we need to get out of Iraq.

Okay, seriously, all this talk of hurting animals REALLY isn’t funny anymore. I’m personally holding each and every one of you responsible for the next puppy that is injured.

So what’s wrong with masturbation? It’s sex with someone I love!

Oh, so you’re too good for us? You’re exactly what’s wrong with the world today.

What is wrong with the world today is the assholes who dump kittens in the woods. They should all have to spend the night in the woods, with no food or fire, or fuzzy sisters/brothers to cuddle up with. And then they should all have to go to hell.

There you go bringing religion into it again. What, people should dump their kittens in churches? Would that make you happy?

True, BUT Clinton was just as bad.

Why should all the kittens go to hell? They’re so cute.

Ha ha! Screw Preview. :smiley:

I would screw preview but I neglected to bring protection…

But the Star Wars defense system doesn’t offer any real protection, so why build it?

Build it and they will come…

Just once, honey, annoy nobody. Nobody!.. Adios. :dubious:

The hell you say. I do everything I possibly can and the damn bitches refuse to have a fucking orgasm. It ain’t my fault they’re frigid.

Then you should move to a warmer climate. Or, if nothing else, wear a shawl…

I used to go to school with Linda Shaw, does anybody here know where she lives now. Talk about hot, she was built.

Hot? I’ll tell you about hot! I dug out this thermal vest I’ve had for years and have started wearing it to work on the frosty mornings. It does what it’s there for, but by the time lunchtime rolled around today I was fit to drop. Must’ve been running into three figures there.

If I told you that you have a nice figure would you hold it against me?