I hijacked yours…
Who stole my lighter? Screw the OP, I want it back!
Wait, is this where I go to talk about Star Trek? I’m all confused.
Love,
Kn*ckers
P.S.: I like raisins.
What’s this under my nails?
I like the vans with no windows.
–IDB
But what’s your least favorite Taco Bell menu item?
I need to go water my houseplants. I think I’ll do that now. 
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.”
With that she stripped off her clothes, rolled the dice, and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!”
Then she hollered, “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know. I thought YOU were watching!”
Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men…are men.
That reminds me, I haven’t activated my new ATM card yet.
Has anyone seen my cat?
I’d like some taquitos.
Hi, Jack!
Tripler
The dude’s been drinkin’ so much, I should call him ‘High Jack’.
Excuse me, does this thread stop at 22nd Street?
Yer in luck; it jusso happens to do that only on Thursdays.
Alright.
Bring it on!
Can’t have that happen again.
Don’t even think about it!
I’d like to go home now…