Ivy League women are hot!
No Man Is an Island, except the one Lobsang lives on.
Lobsang Island?
E ecky thump!
E. Ecky Thump
Attorney at Law
We care about YOUR case.
I only have a case of Heineken. (I probably spelled that wrong)
And now for the first installment of lel, the hijack thread answer girl!
Here are some answers to some of your most pressing questions.
The tooth fairy.
Ask Spock.
I’m hurt that you need to ask.
Tostadas.
More to come in the second installment of answers to your most pressing questions!
Thank you and have a good night.
fish
lel, what the heck kinda question was THAT which you asked me on AIM earlier tonight? It’s a good thing my friend Yazmine called me right after you sent that, coz I sure as hell didn’t want to answer it!
F_X
I have new socks!
I’m actually going to update my LiveJournal for once. I only sporadically update it these days, finding this website to be easier in a way. Why update now? Probably seeing Jessi’s LJ was the catalyst… then again, I might explain the UB hiatus to anyone who actually reads the LJ thing. (which is probably a different audience than whoever reads this) One of these days, I’m going to see about adding comment ability to this thing. Then again, I might then expect a bunch of comments… probably that expectation wouldn’t be a good thing. Guess we’ll see…
F_X
I should add that the above was directly copied and pasted from my blogspot… of COURSE you can’t really add “comment ability” to these forums here. But at least one part is right… whoever reads this post will be a very different audience than people who see my LJ.
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I MASTRUBATE TO THE TELETUBBIES!
tinky-wanky, eh?
i wonder if teletubbies get struck by lightning.
Do you do that better than you type? I just wouldn’t want you to transpose something better left in its original position, if ya know what I mean. :eek:
What’d she ask? What’d she ask? And, what’s the answer? Inquiring minds, and nosy buggers everywhere, want to know!
I don’t have the faintest idea what she just said. UB? LJ? Ummm…good hijack. Really. I’m pretty sure this would be off-topic no matter where you posted it. 
Well, it’s hard to type with one hand when you’re doing something with the other.
smileys
hi! 
I’m sad :o and I’m a singing orange
I’m hungry with a twitch
Teenage mutant ninja smiley
Orange in a tanning bed
:rolleyes: geez at the smileys
:mad: Dang Nab it!
:eek: I’m shocked! and confused
;j oo look it’s passover :smack: ouch!
:dubious: Did you read this whole thing?
:wally
My dolphin is looking at me.
MY BRAIN HURTS!