Hi, my name is PussyCow, and I'm a Doper

[norinew]

@zoogirl

Welcome PussyCow!

And, um, guys? When you use a male goat?

That ain’t milk!
By the way, it’s easier to clean up if you use plastic sheets. Disposable plastic sheets! :eek:

And you would expect someone who calls herself “zoogirl” to know these things!

[Testy]

@Lobsang

I’ve not been able to eat Lindt since the day I discovered that 70% cocoa lindt is not for eating.

OK, I’ll bite. Why aren’t the 70% chocolate Lindts for eating? I love those things! I freeze them and crunch them into vanilla ice cream, I eat them raw and whole straight from the pack, I wait for them to melt and rub them all over the wife. Well, maybe not that last one although it would be fun.

Regards
Testy

[Testy]

You’re going to love it here. After you’re done with the goats of course.

Regards

Testy

[Weirddave]

@Scuba_Ben

Things sure have changed since we switched to paid memberships. When I joined, I had to milk the goat. And it’s pretty hard to milk a male goat.

I didn’t find it all that hard to milk, but I only got a couple of ounces of milk, barely enough to taste.

[Mighty_Girl]

@PussyCow

I hope I can meet the requirements to be a good Doper.

I don’t know… this is a very exclusive club.

First you have to be very wealthy, with paying the membership subscription and all that. You also have to be a renowned authority on some area. For example, we have the world’s most respected experts on navel lint; a professor emeritus of the Timbuktu University, and some of the most knowledgeable people on the physiology of goats.

The butler will shortly be here with your glass of goat milk.

[Lobsang]

@Testy

OK, I’ll bite. Why aren’t the 70% chocolate Lindts for eating? I love those things! I freeze them and crunch them into vanilla ice cream, I eat them raw and whole straight from the pack, I wait for them to melt and rub them all over the wife. Well, maybe not that last one although it would be fun.

Regards
Testy

I assume it’s for cooking. It tasted like coffee flavoured soap. It didn’t resemble in any way the taste of chocolate.

[harmless]

Welcome aboard, PussyCow!
So, which is it; moo or meow?
Settle in for some fun,
Wait! Please don’t run!
Oh, well. What’ll we do with the goat now?
Hal?
Sorry, it rhymed.

[Tentacle_Monster]

Oh, come on now. The goats are hardly the worst part of the initiation ceremony. The goatse is.

[Celyn]

Welcome, FelineBovine!

[Clothahump]

Welcome on board!

And please don’t take it personally when we talk about cow-orkers :eek:

[PussyCow]

Thanks again for all your wonderful welcomes.
Sorry I did not respond for a while, but the goat and I were having quite an adventure for the last 5 days.
I know this thread was dead, but I had to bring it back to life, only because now it is over 50 posts and hence, 2 pages long!! That is quite a long totally pointless thread, no?
Well… I can have my fantasies.

[ShibbOleth]

@PussyCow

Bingo, Rufus!
I lived in CA for a few years of my youth. And I always thought he was saying “Pussy Cow” in the commercials. Decided many years later it didn’t make sense, so thought he was saying “Go see Cow”. Stately made me realize he was saying “Go see Cal”.

However, PussyCow describes me well also.

So, my assumption that it was some kind of tangled metaphor along the lines of “Why buy the cow when the pussy is free?” or “Why stroke the pussy when the milk is free?” are just wrong and indicative of my twisted thinking? Curses!

Oh, and Hi!

[Hal_Briston]

@harmless

Welcome aboard, PussyCow!
So, which is it; moo or meow?
Settle in for some fun,
Wait! Please don’t run!
Oh, well. What’ll we do with the goat now?
Hal?

Zzzzzzzzzzz…

ZzzzZZZzzzzzZzzz…

Zzzzz**snorzk!**zzzzhuhwuzzzat…

<Yaaaaaaaaawn!>

Hmmm? Oh, sorry…must’ve overslept after the last initation. Anyway, because of the recent influx of newbies, we’ve had to order up a buncha new goats. They just don’t make 'em as sturdy as they used to. So, as long as someone brought along the oranges, the torches and the case of 3-In-1 Oil, we should be all set. Lesse, who’s our new vi…err…member? Ahh, here we go…name of…PussyCow.

snicker suppressed chortle

<Ahem>…I apologize…I just have something running through my head that I probably shouldn’t say…snnnk!

Anyway, we’ll just need everyone to grab a torch and an orange, and then line up over there agaOH HELL! I can’t take it! It MUST be sung! Maestro! Music please, from the chours!

What’s new, PussyCow?
Moooo OOOooooOooooo!
What’s new, PussyCow?
Moooo OOOooooOooooo!

Terribly sorry…couldn’t hold that in any longer.

[Duckster]

@PussyCow

Well… I can have my fantasies.

So you really want to go there with this crowd, even after two pages of comments?

[harmless]

@Hal Briston

Terribly sorry…couldn’t hold that in any longer.

Well, next time try harder!

Poor PussyCow!
Sorry if you’ve been traumatized.
We usually keep him under lock and key, but kittenlm must’ve left the cage door open.

[wonky]

@PussyCow

Oh, and Zoe, I’m a little bit more north than where you think I am. The question is not how many times have I seen Hoosiers, it’s how many times have I seen Rudy.

I bet I used to drive past you all the time. Hi, former somewhat near neighbor person, er, cat, er, cow!

[PussyCow]

@Duckster

So you really want to go there with this crowd, even after two pages of comments?

With a name like PussyCow? Of course I want to go there. And with bells and those little fluffy feather things on the end of a stick.