i’m new.
this forum is big.
i chipped my tooth on it.
bye.
Well, you know, that happens sometimes.
Hi.
Hi.
The ‘shift’ key is your friend.
See ya around.
Welcome, sir. I hope you enjoy your stay on the SDMB. However, please don’t bite the forum again.
Can I suggest something softer on which to chew:
- American Idol
- Reader’s Digest
- The Wit and Wisdom of George Bush
- Extreme Jell-O
- Fox News
- Wonder Bread
- Kenny G
Guess you bit off more than you could chew eh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaaaaahaahhhhhhOoooooooowwwwwooooooowwwww OOOWWWWW ooWWWWWW!!!
: runs, dodging objects :
Go see a dentist get that tooth fixed 
WHOA! THIS SHIFT THING IS AWESOME. THANKS, GUY.
The Caps Lock key can be a pain in the ass.
It’s best to learn when and when not to use the Shift key.
Tripler
What else can I say . . .
Oh oh!! Nobody’s made the pun yet!!!
How about a blue tooth?
/me runs like hell.
Welcome.
And if you think chipping a tooth is bad, wait until it steals your soul.
Welcome to the SDMB **SkyDaddy **!
What does your name mean?
thanks, dreamer.
the name was given to me by a japanese boy i knew from school. i like to think it means “god.”
“…our father, who art in heaven…”
more likely, though, it’s a terrible thing that my non-japaneseness prevents me from fully understanding.
i’m gonna go with god.
So, you CapsLock key is broken again ey?
On again, off again.
Well let me just say it sure is good to finally have God come and do some posting! Have you been to Great Debates or the BBQ Pit yet? 
I once chipped a tusk while gutting a guy with my mouth in the midst of battle, but i don’t want to bore you with the details…
If you’re having trouble with your chipping, try using a smaller iron, or even a pitching wedge. Talk to the club pro to give you some pointers or something. Oh, and try using golfballs instead of teeth.
You might want to get a flat panel screen. Much easier to bite and make a great sandwich with pumperknickel and mayo.
Welcome to the wonderful world of the Dope Sky.