See all the important juicy stuff you miss when you don’t read the New York Post’s Page 6? This is the biggest thing since Godzilla invaded Tokyo.
Big News! Professor Jeremy *(according toobfusciatrist*) decided to spend a day at the Magic Kondom. According to the report, he got as many autograph requests as both Chip & Dale did. I gotta admit, it would be kind of a novelty to browse thru my daughter’s Disney autograph book and see his signature on the page between Tigger’s and Goofy’s.
After reading the story, I have to admit a few questions & thoughts came to mind:
[ul][li]In the DMI photo used in the story: [/li]Is he exaggerating by a few inches or is he showing the world how much shorter his belt was 20 years ago?[li]With all the royalties he makes selling the Ron Jeremy 9 3/4" latex dong, [/li]I hope he splurged a little and stayed at the Grand Floridian as opposed to the Fort Wilderness Campground.[li]Did his buddy Al Goldstein go with him? [/li]I know Al doesn’t wear a yarmulke - but it would be quite a sight to see him in mouse ears.[li]What other rides did he go on?[/li]It’s a Small World? Dumbo the Flying Elephant Ride? Splash Mountain?[li]Did he rent one of those ECV scooters the fat people use to zoom around on or did he walk? [/li](That question’s gotta be worth at least one Putz! smilie)[li]Will Jeff Stryker be visiting Disney the first week in June? [/li]If he does, will he wear red, or orange?[li]What else did the Hedgehog do down in Orlando? [/li]Did he go to Sea World to flirt with the Orcas or have dinner while watching jousting matches at Medieval Times?[li]Did Sen. Feingold ask Judge Pryor what he thought of Ron Jeremy’s visit?[/ul][/li]Inquiring Minds Wanna Know!
