Higgeldy Piggeldy Game

This is a thread game based on a contest GAMES magazine ran, years ago. The idea is to write a short poem composed of double dactyls. A dactyl is a three syllable poetry measure with the stress on the first syllable. The following poems are written in double dactyl (DA da da DA da da), and the objective of the game is to write a similar eight line poem composed of these. They must start with the words “Higgeldy Piggeldy”. The original contest winners (IIRC) are reprinted below.

Higgledy Piggeldy
Benjamin Harrison
Twenty-third President
Was and as such
Served between Clevelands
And save for this trivial
Idiosyncrasy
Didn’t do much.

Higgeldy Piggeldy
Marcus Antonious
What do you think of the
African Queen?
Gubernatorial
Duties require
My presence in Egypt
Ya know what I mean?

Can you do better?

Higgeldy piggeldy
America’s father
Was a father of none
He married ol’ Martha
With a daughter and a son
He wears a big wig
All powdery white
And he takes it off
For bed at night.

Does that fit the rules?

Damn it, I see mine is nine lines long.

Amended:

Higgeldy piggeldy
America’s father
Was a father of none
He married ol’ Martha
With a daughter and a son
Wears a wig, all powdery white
And he takes it off
For bed at night.

To clarify, the fourth and eighth lines are meant to rhyme with each other and to be choriambs (DA-da-da-DA). The other lines are dactylic dimeter with no rhyme scheme.

Higgledy piggledy,
Arthur I. Garfunkel,
Bibliomaniac,
He is a rock.

Simon’s confederate,
Later his frenemy,
Sang like a nightingale,
Now he just squawks.

^^ Excellent!!!

That’s good. @Happy_Lendervedder made a great effort despite my poor explanation, I think it is recommended the second line be a person, but this is not mandatory here. The fourth and eight lines rhyme and are choriambs, as @bibliophage says, but the other lines are double dactyls. Anyway,

Higgledy Piggeldy
William Shakespeare
Wrote splendid sonnets in
Stratford on Thames

Married Anne Hathaway
Though loved a Dark Lady
Then switched between Greeks and
Cherchez les femmes.

Since @Dr_Paprika first mentioned these double dactyl rhymes in another thread a few days ago, I’ve been having a fun time reading the ones on this page:
https://www.math.wisc.edu/~robbin/Higgeldy.txt

Some of those are brilliant. Thanks for that link. I didn’t know the origins of the contest.

Higgeldy-piggledy
Howard J. Wolowitz,
Space station toilet guy,
Married a peach,

B. Rostenkowski, a
Pharmacological
Microbiologist,
Piercing of speech.

Another excellent one!

Higgledy piggledy
Thanksgiving dinner was
Diff’rent from last year
and Covid was why,

Instead of a hen stuffed with
Giblets and cornbread we
Ate individual
Banquet Pot Pies

Higgeldus Piggeldus
President Donald J.
Looting the treasury
Acquired a cough

Recovered from COVID
Gave it to his staffers -
Lost an election but
Wouldn’t **** off.

Higgledy Piggledy
Here’s Greta Thurnberg, she’s
Autustic and seventeen and
Has no boyfriend.

But somehow or other she
Has rallied the Greenery
To save the whole planet
From its fiery end.

Higgeldy Piggeldy
Emerson Winchester
Went to Korea to
Serve in the war

Bête noire of Hawkeye who
Hungered for Hot Lips he’s
Better than Burns, but what’s
Fighting good for?

Higgledy piggledy,
Emperor Hadrian
Built a big wall and is
Honored by lots.

Deification’s not
Too much to ask for the
Last guy who managed to
Keep out the Scots.

Higgeldy Piggeldy
Howard P. Lovecraft while
Writing a novel heard
Far-away tunes

Almost Peruvian?
Antediluvian!
Shanties from Old Ones as
Wild as typhoons

Higgeldum Piggeldum
Emperor Constantine
Moved to Byzantium
To build his home

Raised Holy Sepulchres
In ancient Jerus’lem -
Didn’t believe that all
Roads lead to Rome

And one line should consist of a single word.

That could be. This interpretation here is looser, but that doesn’t mean it was well described in the OP. The GAMES contest was perhaps in 1985(?) after the invention of the form in 1966, according to the above link.