High School In The Garden of Eden

Eve, don’t talk to that damn snake.

Those fig leaves were sure itchy.

But those apples sure looked ripe & juicy!



SDMB’s oldest living female!
Acclaimed author of: No Bad Brontosauri
365 Ways to Cook Sabertooth Tiger
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Wheel

The dating scene was very different - limited selection but little competition.

And then the Ultimate Bully showed up & ruined everything!

Only dated fully upright bipeds, myself, but I have to admit that some of those old-fashioned knuckle draggers did have a certain primitive charm.



SDMB’s oldest living female!
Acclaimed author of: No Bad Brontosauri
365 Ways to Cook Sabertooth Tiger
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Wheel