If you’re out at a bar, a ball game, or wake and there’s a whole lot of women prancing around, which ways do you pick out a cheap whore?
The reason is unimportant. It doesn’t matter if you are looking for a good time, trying avoid her, or trying to turn her into a housewife.
Here’s what I look for…
-High ponytails
-Curly perms, especially with gel
-Fake handbags
-Manucured toes
-Deep red lipstick and bright blue eyeshadow
-Certain food choices. Funions, Fanta, Panda Express…
-She chews her gum vigorously
-Words and images printed on the ass part of her pants
I’m not clear if you intend to mean a literal whore or a figurative whore. Either way, it’s all in the eye contact, and her seeking it out with all comers. In the literal whore’s case, so that you can buy her - and in the figurative case, so you can buy her something.
“I can tell she’s the kind of woman needs a man. That hunger.” Or something like that, from the Boetticher 1959 movie, Ride Lonesome, starring James Best of television, theater, and Hollywood fame.
But seriously, I know you all are kidding, but you can tell if a woman wants something – they get all crazy acting, but kind of subtle and shy. Lot like horses.
