I’ll pass on the sausage.
That’s all I’ve got.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! 
Obligatory “Vice” link.
How about a nice Tootsie roll? 
Sorry, make that Tutsi roll. 
I would have thought that the fava beans and chianti would have been a giveaway.
Especially since everthing was seasoned with Essence of Ground Ethiopians. :o
My favorite Nigerian food is moi moi, usually vegetarian so order that!
I don’t care if you’re usually vegetarian, I’m still not eating you. And speaking French and repeating yourself won’t help.
Can I have a quick bite?
Anyway on a purely practical and Hannibal Lector level you’d think the customers would be happy,I mean when ELSE will you get the chance to eat human meat at any price. A bargain!
Oh, I see. You’re going to eat A Nigerian tonight.
His eyes would have to be bigger than his stomach to eat a whole Nigerian, don’t you think? :dubious:
(As an aside, I ate Indian tonight. 
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