Question on your comprehensive exam:
Describe the universe and give two examples.
This thread might be tailor-made for you then…
Why are the Navy’s Blue Angels a bigger draw than the Air Force’s Thunderbirds?
Does any nationality fart with an accent?
Why aren’t car bumpers made out of rubber?
Why do we have toes…?
If cats always land on their feet, and bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped bread to the back of a cat butter side up?
CL…
Because
Why isn’t brown in the color spectrum?
If a man is in the forest and makes a statement, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Can a prism pull radio waves out of light?
why do we call a parkway a parkway and a driveway a driveway? seriously?
What?
Where?
How often?
Will humanity ever rise to the level of the cockroach?
Finally, the Ultimate Question of All Time:
Dude!
If there were a color darker than black, and you did an entire room in it, and then put a black object in the room, would it brighten it up?
Give him a good spin and I think you have some kind of quantum motor.
I don’t know about you (and I don’t want to know) but I don’t see my ass as I wipe it. What are you from that Circe de Solie or something?
[Steven Wright]
“If I was in a vehicle and I was travelling at the speed of light, and then I turned the lights on, would they do anything?”
[/Steven Wright]