[Patronizing comment pointing out that previous comment was already mentioned in the OP]
[sniveling reply that hints that I take my online life WAY too seriously]
[Monty Python quote that uses one word similar to ‘Catch Phrase’]
[guy who accidentally posted in wrong thread]
Post sneering that I saw this years ago, when it was called [Film That Won Academy Award]
[Post about how I probably won’t see this film because I don’t like Acadamy Award actor’s political views and how he was a jerk on [Talk show with host] and how he was bad to [friend of my secons cousins’s dogwalkers sisters friend] one time]
[Post I find somewhat witty that I look forward to maybe getting a reply to, but most likely becomes the last post of the thread]
[post responding to previous poster 2 years after thread had died]
[Naive criticism, misquote, forced pun, cynical dismissal, subtle evidence of complete misapprehension of theme]
ETA: [Wait, I was thinking of [similar film released ten years ago]]
[Post criticizing the movie for something that shows that I wasn’t paying attention because it was, in fact, explained in the film]
[Another post going on and on about how the plot should have unfolded in a very different way and criticizing the movie because it didn’t go with my plot, which is much better]
[Irrelevant complaint about slow internet connection, buffering and having to wait to see the whole clip]
[Joss Whedon comparison]
[link to TV Tropes]
[Post complaining about all my day now about to be wasted surfing TVTropes]
[Margaret and David agree]
[^^Post responding to OP without having read the entire thread]
[Hours of life lost to browsing site, again—makes bemoaning note of it. Secretly doesn’t regret it much.]
[Way out of line, drunken post pointing out bathsheba’s faux pax. Where is a moderator when you need one?]
[post sheepishly acknowledging that it is resurrecting a zombie thread and adding nothing to it in the bargain]