[Accusation about OP’s sexuality]
[Angry and frustrated post about how I had a long response to several of you, point by point explaining the nuances and subtle clues of the dialogue and camera angles and even how the music was a character in the film which many of you obviously didn’t get, but then I had a computer crash and lost the whole thing. No way am I going to type that all up again.]
In my case it’s less of an accusation as a statement of fact 
[Pointing out that you are basing your positive ideas about the film on the same trailer we see and your memories of what Famous Director has done before, on different films.]
[Admits that yes, I am a fangirl and that said Director can do no wrong in my eyes, but it’s so obviously going to be a brilliant film anyway that that shouldn’t matter a whit.]
[[[excessive abuse of square brackets]]] [] []
[internet-abbreviated indication of audible amusement]
OMG…I remember reading the print version of cracked!
anyway
[Film losing because it’s formulaic and derivative]
LOLZ
[Junior Mod reply]
[Actual mod reply saying not to do this]
[Breathless request that we PLEASE stay on topic!!]
[Lame pun on film title]
[Mention that this thread is today’s Threadspotting]
[Obligatory squeeing at having had one of his threads be in threadspotting, feels like he can now die happy]
[threadkilling post]
No, no–he’s accusing you of being straight.
[hopes that this will put an end to[hopes that this will put an end to[hopes that this will put an end to …]]]…
[Clever, insightful, and pretty much everything you need to know about film in general post, which clearly puts you all in your place.
Now wanders off never to return since there is nothing left to add.]
[Observation of the amusing juxtaposition of the OP and the not-really-related ad embedded in the thread]
[Request for a cite]
[unjustified contempt for brackets]