[criticism of a previous, posters’ gramar and speling]
[link to [obligatory] xkcd comic.]
[complaint about broken link]
[note that there was nothing war or holocaust related, which immediately lowers the odds of an oscar win]
[Statement saying how I’ve got low standards when it comes to movies and that I’ll watch it no matter how bad the reviews are.]
[Apology for jumping on bandwagon with nothing witty.]
[Post going on an off-topic tangent about one of the actors’ upcoming movies and how they’re going to be a really big star, just you wait and see]
[Post saying that I didn’t believe you and thought, nice joke, but then realized you were right!]
[Self-satisfied pat on the back for suggesting the thread and getting my name mentioned on the front page!]
[…Gaudere…]
Criticizing another poster in any way as to feel superior to them.
[Suggestion that this be taken to the pit so as not to derail the thread]
Post three screens long pointing out in excrutiating detail why this film would possibly be an Independent Spirit Award winner but not even an Oscar nominee, while simultaneously making snide comments about the certain other posters’ grammatical and spelling problems, topped with an incredibly nasty, arrogant remark about the absurdity of the use of brackets in other posts.
[Obligatory shoehorning some tenuous link to the novel Hogg]
[Post critical of your post not conforming to the spirit and style of the thread]
[Irrelevant digression tangentially related to an earlier post]
[Resurrection of thread now that I’ve finally rented the DVD]
[Complaint about how the DVD is bare-bones with no extras, and how the perfect song that ended the movie was replaced with a cheesy piece of crap for the DVD version because the studio was too cheap to pay the extra royalties]
[ Post saying something vague and seemingly related to the film in question ]
[ Hyperlink leading to a shady male-enhancement drug provider ]
[Post decrying the ever-increasing number of spammers on this site]
[Lengthy, vitriolic screed with numerus tpyos decrying the film as pretentious drivel and a classic example of “Emperor’s New Clothes”]
[eye-roll smiley and post saying you obviously have no taste whatsoever, and that you should stick to mindless big-budget flicks with lots of explosions]