More humor from the friends of CSICOP.
Apparently, you and I are the only two that find this amusing. Ah well …
Hey, my PC at home has some really annoying intermittent faults, which conventional “allopathic” trouble-shooting have so far been unable to correct.
I should get in touch with these guys at the Institute of Holistic Computer Wellness!!!
There are also some customer troubles at work that I could refer to them.
Thanks for posting that link, UncleBeer! 
"They’ll take my Visualization of World Peace when they pry it from my cold, dead hand."