Holy shit, I am farting like a motherfuck!

[Agent_Foxtrot]

Your hijacks are welcome, and we got a good laugh from your little anecdote. Sorry for not responding sooner.

Adam

[Lucretia]

@Larry Mudd

Ha-- AFG, that (very vaguely, I promise) reminds me of a time many moons ago when, after partying pretty hard with the folks, (blotter, not blotto) I ended up crashing on my friends’ sofa.

Not too long after everyone turned in, I heard the usual commotion from the next room, and did my best to ignore it. Then it got really loud, and there was a huge crash followed by torrents of laughter that didn’t seem to stop, for a long, long time.

About half of the laughter is soon getting louder as its proximity decreases. Next thing I know, I’ve got a nekkid girl collapsed on top of me, giggling like a loon.

“Larry… bwahahahahahaha heeheeheehee… David was… bwahahahahaha… David was… bwahahahahahahah… He was… was… hweeehehehe… David was going down on me… bwahahahahahahaha… and… and… bwhahahahahaha… I was just about to… hehehe… to… hahahahaha… just about to come, bwhahahahahah… and then… snerk just as I was about to… heheheehehehehe I let this… hahahah… huge fart… bwhahahahahahah… like… “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” hahahahahahah… and his face was right there! Haahahah… and… hahaha… wait… wait… hahahaha… I blew him against the wall! Hahahahah Right against the wall! hahahaha! He knocked over the bookshelf! Ahh… umm… I guess you had to be there. G’night.”

I wish I could have seen the look on my face.

Ow…oww… hurts to laugh…OMG…

[danceswithcats]

Which is why when those of us in south central PA let one rip that makes a good exhaust note we say, “Mouse on a Harley!” My daughter always laughs.