… On Fucking Moon!"
Oh, god! Somehow something just sent me to The Onion, and that’s one of the first headlines I saw and I liked to have died laffin’!!!:D:D
Of course I just had to tell D about it, and other than one of those little “v” grins of hers that say “I know all about your satiric side, Bill Craig!”, all I got was a shake of the head, which, I guess, means “No, you can’t have it, because I go to church on Sundays 'n shit”
(She didn’t really say that, okay? She loves her church and is very active within it, loves her Lord and I would never belittle her because of that, no matter what my beliefs are.)
I don’t spend enough time on The Onion, but it’s in my bookmarks now.
Thanks
Q
That is one of my favorites in the Onion collection called “Our Dumb Century”, their unique alternate history version of the 20th Century. Worth buying as a book, I got it in hardcover as a used book through Alibris.com which is even nicer 
Anothe favorite: the headline announcing the outbreak of WWI (“WAR DECLARED BY ALL! Austria Declares War on Serbia Declares War on Germany Declares War on …”, “Ottoman Empire Almost Declares War on Itself - Nations Struggle To Remember Allies”)
I have the moonwalk page framed and hanging on my wall. The best part is the editorial headline in the corner: “We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t bomb a tiny Asian nation into the Stone Age?”.
The WWII one is good, too:
WA- headline continued on page 2
You can get that on a t-shirt.
I don’t usually approve of profanity on a t-shirt, but in this case I wouldn’t mind at all. Of course, I would never actually wear it, but if I saw somebody wearing it, I wouldn’t put on my prude face.