A giant squid walks into a bar…(someone finish this one)
and does that whole peeing into a cup across from the bar bet. After he takes all the money, he yells “Suckers!” and squirms out.
So this girl walks into a bar, holding a poodle under one arm, and a giant salami under the other. The bartender looks her over and says “It looks like you won’t be needing a drink, then.” and the woman replies "
::falls through ceiling::
Come on dude, tell the whole joke!
no, the joke is “Suckers!”.
sorry to have let you down.
You have just destroyed my hypothesis. You have absolutely ruined a giant squid joke. My friend Chuck had a giant squid tattooed on his arm because of this now bunk hypothesis. Now he’s gonna have to have it removed.
The tattoo or the arm?
The tattoo. It’s not like it cost him much, he new the artist pretty well apparently.
zuuuugh?!?
jb
…Oh how did I get leprosy?
Syphillis, it just started with a simple kiss,
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh how did I get syphillis.
Why her box was sick,
I don’t know, she wouldn’t say.
Now my dripping dick won’t get thick
Like yesterday.
Yesterday,
My cock was always coming out to play,
Now it needs two weeks to hide away.
Oh, I… <blah, blah, blah> (bad recording can’t make out the words)
you gotta play it backwards- it says “Paul gives head”.
nasty.
jb