Are you stoned, man? Cuz I sure as hell am.
jb
I just got stoned, and dammit, did it hurt. Just my luck to have someone without sin standing in the crowd…
(Rimshot, please!)
[Montgomery Scott voice]
“Laddie, don’t ya think ya oughta…rephrase that?”
[/Montgomery Scott voice]
SPOOFE, I was amused. 
But, given Scotty’s, er, I mean DRY’s comment, I ain’t a gonna give ya that rimshot jest now…
Oh, dude, don’t I wish. Don’t I wish.
–Tim
NOBODY is to stone ANYBODY until I blow this whistle!!! Even if they do say “Jehova.” Ow ow ow ow!
if you guys threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see that the biggest gift’s from me. The card attached would say, “Thank you for being a friend.”
Damn, we got a foot and a half here in northeast philly, and there’s hardly any snow anywhere else. I gotta go shovel soon…
jb
So Jesus walks up to a crowd who’s ready to stone a woman accused of being a whore. He calmly quiets the crowd down and says “let that person who is without sin cast the first stone.” Suddenly a rock comes flying out from the crowd, hitting the woman and knocking her down.
Jesus looks up, shakes his head, and says “I’m trying to make a point here, mom.”
You can just give away my rimshot to Spoofe.
that made me laugh quite a fair amount
-Andrew
Please, guys, you’re shocking the populace.
A lady walks into a bar and asks the for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.
the bartender. the bartender. she asks the bartender…
fuckso.
Three nuns walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.
A rabbi, a minister, a horse, and a ballerina walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this, some kind of joke?”
–Tim
why did the nympho go into the curch?
Cuz she heard there’s a guy in there hung like this. (put arms in crucified position)
jb
Q: What did the leper tell the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip…
Bah Dum Bum!
what’s small, green, and constantly losing body parts?
wait for it, wait for it!
A Leperchaun.
jb
To the tune of “Yesterday”
Leprosy, all my parts are falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be…
Does anybody know the rest?
it’s beginning to look a lot like syphllis,
Every time I go
The popem a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Ow, Ow, Oy.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?”
Bu-dump CHANG!