Homer's wish finally comes true

Monkeys learn how to help people with simple everyday activities such as opening and setting up a drink of water, providing food, picking up a dropped or out-of-reach object, or turning the pages of a book. Monkeys use their small, dexterous hands to do many kinds of specialized tasks.

Link

Hate to be the wet blanket, but monkey helpers were around long before the Simpsons ever aired:

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](http://www.cqc.state.ny.us/Danweb/pastissues/oldissues/2002/Monkeying%20Around.htm)
Sorry, I’ll go away now…

And before that Homer’s post, too. :smack:

I know! I’ve seen [url=“http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091415/”]Link](http://www.cqc.state.ny.us/Danweb/pastissues/oldissues/2002/Monkeying%20Around.htm) and Monkey Shines.

Although Link has a young Elisabeth Shue. And Monkey Shines has Stanley Tucci and Stephen Root!

[Johnny Carson]
I did not know that
[/JC]

Setting out food and picking up dropped objects is all well and good, but what about the dancing? What use is a monkey butler that doesn’t dance?