Harrumph. The “egg” comment was for Libby; Poly just snuck his post in there, making mine read weird.
Poly, sit down, dear heart. I do get it. I was making a joke. You didn’t get the joke. Did you miss the laughy face?
Gaudere, it was surely the hand of God.
The hand of Gaud, more like.
There you go again, Lib - bringing politics into every thread you’re in. 
Esprix
“Damn Libertarians! {shaking little fist}”
Next time I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.
[crooning skyward… baying loudly…]
Manchester England, England.
Across the Atlantic Sea.
Oh, I’m so weary queery.
I believe in Gaaaaauuuuuud!
And I believe that Gaud believes in Claud.
That’s me.
— Ragni
Tsk tsk.
Trolling for trolls? You should all be ashamed.
Tris
Imagine my signature begins five spaces to the right of center.
I knew the loss of HTML would hit you the hardest, Tris. 
Well, shit…better hope my SO doesn’t read this thread. I’d have a lot of explaining to do!!
And starting countdown for next random, rambling post by Orion…
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Orion lied:
Most of us do know better than to listen to you. Tell it to the Africans, where the heterosexual spread of AIDS has devastated whole towns. Worldwide, more people get AIDS through heterosexual contact than any other way.
But I don’t expect something silly like facts to interfere with your opinion.
Just logic? You wouldn’t know logic if it bit you on the arse! And as for telling GL you “think” he’s wrong – well, he already showed that you are wrong, but you’d prefer to ignore it. Must be easier that way for you.
Nurse Ratchet! I want my cigarettes, please.
Nurse Ratchet, [tug… tug…] I’d like my cigarettes NOW please! Nurse Ratchet! NURSE RATCHET! I want MY cigarettes! I DON’T WANT HIS CIGARETTES, OR HIS CIGARETTES, OR HIS OR HIS OR HIS! [flailing…] I WANT MY CIGARETTES! I WANT MY CIGARETTES NOW, PLEASE, NURSE RATCHET!!!
Orion, inre why “society would have been spared for much death and destruction” if homosexuality were illegal:
Well, no, it most assuredly isn’t. Please try again with some of those cites I mentioned earlier.
Don’t tell me, tell those nice folk who suffered this particular consequence due to poor screening of blood, or hitting the spike with someone else’s gear. Quick question: Do you ever say anything that is not provably false?
And as me dear, departed grandmother used to say to me, “Think in one hand, and shit in the other. Then let me know which one fills up the fastest.” You see, it doesn’t matter what you think. The fact (look it up) of the matter is that even though sodomy is outlawed in more than a few places, homosexuality continues to happen. Now, why do you suppose that is?
Waste
Flick Lives!
Africa is an another story.
Africa is poor. Many have little education and therefor less knowledge about contraseption. Adultery is very wide spread there compared to the Western world. Poverty causes prostitution and that’s the maine cause to the AIDS plague in Africa. You can’t compare Africa with the West.
Aids explode among gay people in the Western World. Especially in San Fransisco, LA and NY.
You can’t denie what I’ve said here my friend.
It’s more of a moral and social question to me than consequenses like Aids.
This extreme lifestyle should be illegal.
I can and will compare Africa, which is probably the biggest AIDS hotspot in the world. You can’t talk about AIDS without talking about Africa.
You try to talk about AIDS as being caused by homosexuals, but you want to ignore any facts that show you are wrong. Interesting technique. Ignore reality and just stick to your own opinions.
Ignorance is Bliss.
Reality is Better.
"Africa is an another story. "
Oooh! Story time!
"Many have little education and therefor less knowledge about contraseption. "
Do you happen to come from Africa? You seem to fill the description quite well…
"Adultery is very wide spread there compared to the Western world. "
Now this I’d really like to see figures on, I know it’s true, but I’d still like to see figures because it would titillate my sense of humor.
“Poverty causes prostitution and that’s the maine cause to the AIDS plague in Africa.”
wait, Maine is the cause of AIDS in Africa? I knew it! Those damn new-englanders are always up to something.
“You can’t compare Africa with the West.”
Yes, yes we can.
“Aids explode among gay people in the Western World.”
And here I thought it just made them sick. Shows what I know.
" Especially in San Fransisco, LA and NY. You can’t denie what I’ve said here my friend."
Sure we can, and we do. Often. Doesn’t seem to do much good though.
“It’s more of a moral and social question to me than consequenses like Aids.”
OK, then why bring up AIDS at all?
“This extreme lifestyle should be illegal.”
Er, why? theres nothing wrong with it, and it doesn’t harm other people. Unlike Bigotry, which does. Now I’m not saying that all Bigots should be confined on small islands far away from all human contact, but I wouldn’t get in your way if you wanted to leave and never come back…
Well, David, just look at how far it’s gotten him so far.
Waste
Flick Lives!
Huh! Orion-contraseption-girls don’t get intimate with boys who are illiterate ya know(Cecil ssaid this, I believe).
I’ve known a few people with AIDS; they got it from sex, or a needle, or transfusion.
Aids and homosexuality are not synonymus.
back to your regular programming…
I eat kittens.
Waste
Flick Lives!
A few points:
1.) Orion Star Orion (which sounds like an REM song) has no interest in new information, factual accuracy, or anything more than a tenuous grip on the English language. Coventry, I say.
2.) “Horseshit Sparky” would be yet another great name for a band.
3.) Does anyone else think that Orion Star Orion thinks way too much about this subject? I imply nothing, I’m just saying.
4.) Claude Hooper Brukowski!
Finds that it’s groovy to hide in the movies!
Pretends he’s Fellini, and Antonioni,
And also his countryman, Roman Polanski,
All rolled into one! One Claude Hooper Brukowski!
Thank you.
Dr. J
“Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!” -Dr. Nick Riviera