Goddammit, my boobs killed the thread. Sorry.
Not killed, just delayed. I’m still waiting for Tensing Norgay to arrive with my luggage.
(But nice rack though. Cute too. If oyu ever need a mudwrestling buddy at the Ren Faire mudshow gimmie a call)
blush Thank you. I take it not many folks here know of Sunset Thomas? Riiiiiiiiiight!
My manager got a better picture with her. Sunset Thomas is doing her “sunset flip” (she’s upside down in the chair, money-maker in the air) and my manager has her mouth poised right over Sunset’s wide open thighs and the tongue is CLOSE! What a shot…
All the guys in the store were salivating. I had another shot where I touched boobage and boy, did it feel fake. That picture was “lost”, along with the only copy of my commercial, according to my ex-husband. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Lost wink wink, sure.
Boobs also like to play at Dragoncon.
Oh, all right. But just this once.
jigglejigglejiggle
Satisfied? 
I don’t feel like posting pics to a webpage, but if you’re desperate, you can always e-mail me.
Ah yes, the Girls.
I have always been small chested and skinny. Until last year when I fell helplessly in love with Mr. Toes and gained 40 pounds.
SHA-BOING!!!
Boobs and an hourglass figure to match.
P.S. to SanguineSpider ,
You rock! You can play with my Girls anytime! I work part-time at a porn store (for the love, not the money… though the discounted toys are nice). I asked Tera Patrick out a couple years ago when she was in the store. She turned me down but was really nice about it.
Can someone post a link to the Teeming Millions site? I’m not familiar with it.
Stupid thing timed out on me, so apologies if I posted twice…
Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, the twins and I enjoy going out to play at Faire several times a year, and yes, I have pictures …
http://www.geocities.com/maeriwyn/picture.html
Okay, to be fair, the one on the right is from Halloween a couple years ago. But I’m the short girl in both pictures.
Thanks! That site is great. I registered a profile if anyone’s interested.
Damn damn damn. Trying this link…
I could so write a book on my porn store adventures of the lewd, crude, and creepy kind. I love the:
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Happy-go-lucky strippers who like to show the entire store what they are trying on or… taking off. They’re fun.
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The creepy guy (young or old) who wants to try the lube on his willy in the off-limits bathroom or even better! Behind the clothing rack that is facing your register while you are the only clerk on shift and you have a huge line and can’t exactly call the cops or another clerk because you’re too busy and flustered… deep breath. Boy, THAT guy just rocks!
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The “I just turned 18” guy and his pack of sniggering buddies of same age and maturity level who laugh at everything and everyone in sight while they loudly proclaim that they “don’t need a stupid rubber doll” to get themselves “up”. These packs of young bravado-bursting teens really make my job fun. As I am calming explaining the virtues of my products, they are giggling and snorting, pointing at the regulars and making fun of everything. Little do they know that they will one day BE my regulars… it’s the circle of life, I tell ya.
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The baby-wielding young, yuppie couple (or baby-dangling rowdy, redneck couple… take your pick) who look at me as if I “must be joking/you gotta be shittin’ me” as I explain that I’m unwilling to receive a $1500.00 fine if a cop happened to stop by and wanted to be a jerk just because grandma wouldn’t watch Buffy/Bubba Jr. while the parents a-went a porn shoppin’. I loved how mad people got that they couldn’t bring baby into the sin shop. !8 is the law, folks. Learn it.
I could go on and on, people, but I’ll take a breather here…
but I’ll be here all week, thanks.
!8? Tee hee, I meant 18… 
In my store we have a group of veterans that meet up on a regular basis and talk about 'Nam or Korea or some such. Most of them are regulars and really nice guys.
I also like the groups of middle-aged female divorcees. They travel in packs, are raunchy-fun and buy loads of toys.
But my favorite is working the toy room. I always come home with good stories. Like the teenager who took me aside and asked, “They aren’t really that big are they? The real ones?” Sigh No, honey. They’re not.
I was in the SCA for a number of years, and the sight of so many lovely ladies decked out in Tudor garb is one of the things I miss most. Where else does a gentleman get the opportunity to enjoy such a magnificent view without being thought of as a pervert or a freak?
My brother, one of those “jeez, you guys are a bunch of weirdos” people, once asked me for one good reason why he would be the least bit interested in attending an SCA event. I replied, “more cleavage than you can shake your stick at.” While he never changed his opinion that we should all have been lined up against a wall and shot, he did admit that I had a good point.
Sanguine Spider, AntaresJB, HDS, Draelin, thank you for sharing your photos. You give a man hope. I would be delighted to kiss your…hands (I am a gentleman, after all) any day.