Ain’t they just the best?
Meh…
I’m more of a leg man, myself.
I like the blue-footed ones, myself.
Boobies are happiest at Renaissance Festivals. They get to come out and play 
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Mmmm… Hooray for Boobies, indeed!
MeanJoe
Two, four, six, eight
Twins cause me to salivate
I love playing with my own breasts, so does my SO . I love displaying them at Renfests, oh yes. I get to share the wealth that is my chest. 
You should know by now that you don’t get to make a statement like this without a link to a pic. 
I have a profile on the teeming millions site thanks to OpalCat, under SanguineSpider. I don’t want to tie up the hamsters by linking through here.
I have pics up…
Goodnes, you are cute.
Now what is the story behind the first picture?
Oh for Pete’s sake. Calm down and put a shirt on.
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Isn’t that the name of the album of some band?
The first pic is from my store’s grand opening. We had a adult film star (Sunset Thomas) stop by and held a contest for the customers to win a very intimate part of her (molded rubber toy of her money-maker ). This shot was improvised and I didn’t realize I was cough hogging the item.
Yes, I worked for a porn store, several in fact. The other pics are as follows: one from my vacation in England (guess which), one from Halloween (I was Morticia), one from my wedding reception in Vegas -beer shot- (shut up, stop laughing), and the b&w is from my porn store commercial (I just finished getting all dolled up for the shoot).
Any questions?
Yes, the band is The Bloodhound Gang.
Um. Wow.
All I can say is that Mr Spider is a lucky guy. You might just convert this leg man to boobies yet!
Personally I hardly ever see a girl and think to myself “Wow! What a pair of boobies!”, except for a girl I went to school with, but she eventually had to have surgery as her enormous rack was messing her back up. Anyway, it was more of a novelty than a Thing of Beauty (even less a Joy Forever).
I’m more of a Butt-man myself (Is that a porn actor? Ms. Spider?), can’t imagine how often I’ve found myself staring at a woman’s behind for way too long without even realising it, I must look like a complete pervert at times like that.
Naw,
If I’m sneaking a peek at a girl—> Go for the ass
If I’m blatantly admiring her—>go for the eyes
Oh, except for barefoot “fuzzy watermellon girl*” (Old HS friend). Her rack coulda brought richard simmons to his knees.
*just another girl whom i had a good chance with but was too shy to say “lets be more than friends”
Boobies are great. I’ve got a pair and I heartily enjoy them. They are fun. No SO to enjoy them ( :: pout :: ) but that’s okay.
And since I know you’re going to ask anyway, yes I’ve got pictures. (Some from a Ren Faire, no less!)
My face looks like crap in this one, but just look at the boobs. The man attached to me is the adorable guy whom I let sell me a chainmail necklace. He was so cute.
Also much boobage in this one, and I look cuter overall. God I love that corset top.
And for the final one, from halloween, I’ll just direct you to my LJ user icons.
I love my boobies. ::stifles the exhibitionist tendencies and retreats::
Oh, and I’ve got really pretty eyes, too.
Mmmmmmm…boobies! I loves me some boobage. I was recently treated to the sight of a Doper girl’s bare rack via webcam, and I gotta say, they were astounding!
No, I will NOT tell you whose they were!