Oy.
Oops! ('must be stoned) That should read:
Oy.
hmmmm…essvee…Space Vampire…???
Can’t help but wonder.
So Space Vampire is over in the losing your virginity post talking about how he thinks that sex is possibly overrated and all (he’s still a virgin)…and he is here talking about his dislike for any mind-altering substances, alcohol, etc.
Methinks this guy is NOT someone you would want to have at a party. I mean, is anyone allowed to have fun around you? Does the pleasure of others really cause you this much distress? Quick! Someone grab a shrink, I think we can find a good psychosis for this man!
I foresee a fall from grace in the future for him. In a few years he’ll find someone who’ll open up his eyes to the world of physical pleasures. Once that happens, Spacey will be found sucking a bong in the middle of a room full of nekkid folks applying Hot Licks Lotion to his nipples with a butt-plug vibrator keeping a smile on his face, giggling merrily in time with Phish on the stereo! 
It is funny how far removed his observations are from reality. He doesn’t need pot to fuck with his brain. Those voices in his head are doing the job just fine.
-Tcat
That’s a beautiful image. Good stuff, TC! 
Hi Tomcat! When’s YOUR next party? 
jarbaby
…what were we talking about?
wondered if anyone would notice. (insert sheepish smirkyface emoticon here) [immediately scoots over to read space vampires ‘sex is overrated’ scredd]
Hey, hey, hey! Just conjecture on my part, obviously. I dislike almost everything else I’m supposed to enjoy, (though, no, being a curmudgeonly killjoy doesn’t mean I’m unhappy) so I don’t see why sex would be an exception. It actually seems kind of silly.
It’s all beginning to come together now. How old are you SV? I sense a whiff of the rightous teenager about you. If so I’d like to share with you the ironic experience I have that generally the most stuffy teenagers turn into the most fucked up adults. How many incredibly prim and proper kids did I know that turned into total junkie losers? It’s like all the pent-up desire for experience exploded at once in an orgiasic wave of hedonistic frenzy. Basically - your most likely destiny is that of a dreadlocked panhandling hippy. Enjoy.
If on the other hand you’ve already done all your growing up (note: I’d say that from your posts you certainly haven’t, even if you’re 45 years old), then dude! Haven’t you learned yet that dissing things you haven’t even tried is pretty damn fucking stoopid?
So sorry, but you’re not quite right. Although I never tried marijuana (I never understood why I’d want to “mellow out”) I did try LSD when I was 14, so I’m not completely ignorant of drugs. Naturally I’ve gotten drunk a few times, too; I don’t think I’ve ever voluntarily done anything worse. And while I was never a stoner, I did used to be quite a bit like the people I would like to destroy now. The old me was long-haired, minor-law-breaking slacker. But now I’ve finished my “bad” phase, (which I’ll admit was pretty mild by many people’s standards) and am on to better things. Nice try, but I don’t think your prediction is likely to come true.
Sounds like someone hated himself and is externalizing the hatred now that he’s changed. cough