Hooray! I think I've finally figured it out!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

(College). Since the University of Arkansas wouldn’t give me any money (34 ACT, dammit!), and since I didn’t win a governor’s scholarship (34 ACT, dammit!), I looked for a college that would give me a full ride based solely on my ACT. Henderson State. I’m getting full everything, plus a 1000 yearly stipend. (Yay!)

I feel special now. I’m going to write a haiku.

34 AC
T score means no money for
Me. Henderson State.

2

Congrats on your mon
ey for Henderson State U.
Arkansas State, Boo.

Haiku’s aren’t supposed to rhyme are they? Oh well. Good luck!

3

No, the lines just have
To contain syllable lengths
Of five-seven-five

4

Hmm. I guess it did
Rhyme. My haiku won’t now be
offensively rhyming.