I was at Hooters ealier tonight , and I have a question for the enlightened masses. Despite intense study, my friend and I have been unable to determine whether the girls wear underwear. our only conclusion is that they must be wearing thongs, but that would be seemingly uncomfortable for the long shifts (but highly enjoyable for us!!!
It has always seemed to me that nylon hose is a required part of the uniform. Whatever they wear, it is a given that the surface in question will receive close scrutiny and so care is taken to avoid “panty lines”.
Laughable as it may sound to the uninitiated, the Hooters name stands for cleanliness, good grooming, and even a dose of genuine middle-American class on the part of the tasty babes they hire as waitresses. A girl who showed up for her shift without underwear would undoubtedly be given her walking papers.
RTA: I agree. Every Hooters restaurant I’ve been to has been staffed by good, pleasant people, and the food has been great. The places are clean and comfortable. Sure, the name gets attention. But good food & good service (and the pretty girls, too) keep the patrons coming back.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
It’s obvious someone has to step forward to clear up the confusion. I therefore volunteer my services as a professional Hooter Girls panties inspector.
It doesn’t take much to turn on handy. I can see him now…
“Yeah, hon. When I get home I’d like you to be in bed wearing only that piece of lingerie I love so much.”
“Which one?”
“You know. The one-piec integrated construction thingie…”
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone (with my contempt). – missdavis
I’m really not the studly model of a man you believe me to be. I rarely engage Hooters Girls in internet conversations, though I have, on occasion, asked them about the nature of their undergarments.
That being said, Heather is a real Hooters Girl. She really did send me that email. She is also ( ::hangs head in shame:: ) my cousin.