Horny Goat Weed

How’s that for an attention getter??
I stopped in a local convenience store to fill my Beetle - unfortunately, their diesel wasn’t pay-at-the-pump, so I had to go inside to complete my purchase. There on the counter for all the world to see were packages, about the side of trading cards, of Horny Goat Weed - 2 capsules per packet - for men and women.

Saturday is my husband’s birthday. We’re going out to dinner with two of our best friends. I’m going back to that store this afternoon to get a packet so I present it to him in the restaurant. I may be divorced on Sunday, but I can’t pass this up!

Scylla! Oh, Scylla! I have a thread for yoooouuuu!

I’ve seen the horny goat weed in convenience stores around here, too. Before Scylla’s novella I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want a horny goat. Now I know.

Not only have I seen Horny Goat Weed for sale, I’ve also seen DIFFERENT KINDS of this stuff. I suppose goats can get excited in a number of ways…

They sell it in every muscle magazine out there. Never tried the stuff, but just like Colonblow[sup]TM[/sup]… I’m tempted

A morning radio show here in Dallas was advertising it pretty heavily. Never had any unbiased reports to how it worked, though.

So, FCM, dinner at the Columbia Restaurant and Horny Goat Weed. Sounds like FairyChatHubby will be having a good birthday this year.

B

Well, I guess this all shows how sheltered a life I live… I still think the stuff is a hoot!

Well, Bill, it is his big 4-5 - gotta celebrate in style!! I may even <gasp> wear a dress…

I’ve tried a more medically named version of Colonblow, which promised a FOUR FOOT BOWEL MOVEMENT with the first dose that would help my weight drop by ten pounds.

How do you pass that shit up?

Needless to say, the poop was much less than four feet, and I only lost about five pounds.

Colonblow…for my dollar, I’ll stick with black coffee and cigarettes.

I am at work and have no desire to Google “horny goat weed” for fear I’ll be barraged by whatever one gets barraged by when putting words like horny and associated licky, drippy, panting adverbs into insideous search engines.

So give me a recap: Viagra wannabe? Sure-fire Scylla-attractor? Dope, please.

So… what? Three and a half? Hell, I’ve done that on my own before. :wink:

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But the people in the testimonials say that they dropped some stuff they ate when they were 5. How cool would that be? I’d sure love to see that thumbtack I swallowed as a child again. :smiley:

Sorry for the hijack FCM.

Don’t worry, I put “horny goat weed” into Google and just got a million sites selling the stuff. Had to go to page 10 before getting a site that wasn’t trying to sell it. You can see it at this Vanderbilt site.

And if you whisper in his ear, on the way to the restaurant, that you aren’t wearing anything underneath the dress, odds are good you’ll end the evening with fireworks! :wink:

Or maybe with just an old goat.

:smiley:

I shan’t be making any old goat jokes, seeings as I’m older than he…

But mebbe I’ll get him drunk and take advantage of him, Goat Weed or no…

Reeeeported.

Good grief - when I saw this thread on the list, I thought someone had hacked my account… till I saw the dates.

And for those who have been waiting for a follow-up, I’m pretty sure I didn’t buy the Horny Goat Weed, the Beetle I was filling up was traded in 4 months ago, the friends we were going to have dinner with are both having hand surgery this month, and we live 800 miles away from the aforementioned convenience store.

I think this is my first zombie thread ever…

Since this was revived by a spammer, I’ll go ahead and lock it.