How’s that for an attention getter??
I stopped in a local convenience store to fill my Beetle - unfortunately, their diesel wasn’t pay-at-the-pump, so I had to go inside to complete my purchase. There on the counter for all the world to see were packages, about the side of trading cards, of Horny Goat Weed - 2 capsules per packet - for men and women.
Saturday is my husband’s birthday. We’re going out to dinner with two of our best friends. I’m going back to that store this afternoon to get a packet so I present it to him in the restaurant. I may be divorced on Sunday, but I can’t pass this up!
Scylla! Oh, Scylla! I have a thread for yoooouuuu!
I’ve seen the horny goat weed in convenience stores around here, too. Before Scylla’s novella I couldn’t imagine why anyone would want a horny goat. Now I know.
I’ve tried a more medically named version of Colonblow, which promised a FOUR FOOT BOWEL MOVEMENT with the first dose that would help my weight drop by ten pounds.
How do you pass that shit up?
Needless to say, the poop was much less than four feet, and I only lost about five pounds.
Colonblow…for my dollar, I’ll stick with black coffee and cigarettes.
I am at work and have no desire to Google “horny goat weed” for fear I’ll be barraged by whatever one gets barraged by when putting words like horny and associated licky, drippy, panting adverbs into insideous search engines.
So give me a recap: Viagra wannabe? Sure-fire Scylla-attractor? Dope, please.
So… what? Three and a half? Hell, I’ve done that on my own before.
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But the people in the testimonials say that they dropped some stuff they ate when they were 5. How cool would that be? I’d sure love to see that thumbtack I swallowed as a child again.
Don’t worry, I put “horny goat weed” into Google and just got a million sites selling the stuff. Had to go to page 10 before getting a site that wasn’t trying to sell it. You can see it at this Vanderbilt site.
And if you whisper in his ear, on the way to the restaurant, that you aren’t wearing anything underneath the dress, odds are good you’ll end the evening with fireworks!
Good grief - when I saw this thread on the list, I thought someone had hacked my account… till I saw the dates.
And for those who have been waiting for a follow-up, I’m pretty sure I didn’t buy the Horny Goat Weed, the Beetle I was filling up was traded in 4 months ago, the friends we were going to have dinner with are both having hand surgery this month, and we live 800 miles away from the aforementioned convenience store.
