Big sticky Rhino Love, Bay-Bee!
Who wants to take a snapshot of the insurance agent’s face when this claim gets filed?
Will the body shop mechanics ever stop laughing long enough to fix the fenders?
And, now that the Board is pay-only, which of the Moderators will be assigned to wash the car? 
Hrumph! :mad:
29 views, but no comments? Didn’t anybody click the link?
Yes, I got a laugh out of it but couldn’t think of anything witty to add.
:eek: No-one thought of recording the moment on film???
Sounds like the rhino needs a Mercury Mistress.
A clear example of “when the car’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’”.
The beast must’ve misread “Renault” for “rhino”…
It would make a great commercial for some auto insurance company.
“For Life’s unexpected little moments…Allstate Insurance.”
Nothing witty to add, but I have forwarded the link to a number of friends.
And the Rhino joins the already long list of mammals that are known to engage in auto-eroticism.
Why would anyone find it unusual that a Shark(a) would attempt to get into the Laguna? Isn’t that where they belong?
[CROC HUNTER] Honey! Ey!! Lookey here!! That rino is mating with that mans car!!! Ey you!! Man in the car!! Yes, you!! Its not a good idea to move now, you’ll just make him angry! Wait until e’ finishes, then drive off when he falls asleep![/CROC HUNTER]
I hear they’re near-sighted too. I guess that’s right.
I hope they had the windows rolled up.
Hope they didn’t have Geico insurance. I heard they only pay for damages done by lizards and not rhinos. 
But not giant, fire-breathing, radioactive lizards.
Man, they took a bath, moving into Japan just then…
So, why are you making this insurance claim?
My car: fucked.