Horrid Corporate Slogan

They’re 1920’s style “Death Boxes”, you say?

“GOOOOO BOX!”

Oh, no, wait–that’s the new Mentos slogan, apparently.

“Conquistador Brand Instant Coffee brings new meaning to the word Vomit”

It’s a floor wax!

It’s a dessert topping!

Actually, IT’S BOTH!

My companie’s new slogan is “Transforming Innovation!”

I bet that was a fun commitee meeting.

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Sigh.

“That Without Which You Cannot Think Outside Of (It)”

“Come In A Box”

**My companiy’s nyw slogan is “Transforming Innovation!”

I byt that was a fun commityy myyting.**

I don’t get it…

The one that I always hated was for Keen/Kean/Keane (sorry, don’t know how it’s spelled):

“We get I.T. done.”

I worked in I.T. for 9 years. I.T. is never done. Ever.

“A box in time saves two trips.”

“A rolling stone wouldn’t roll if you put it in a box.”

“A penny saved should be kept in a box.”

“In the beginning there was the Cardboard …”

Anything is better than that cliched line, but I think I like seal_cleaner’s suggestions the best. :smiley:

“We don’t think outside the box. We are the box.”

“Boxing boxing boxing boxing MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!”

“In the clearing stands a Boxer…” --Paul Simon

At Boxco, we don’t make the things you buy, we make the box.

Box: It’s what you put stuff in.

Box

It’s like Xob

But without all the crying

“We think outside the box. You * don’t * want to know what we do * in * the box.”

Some pretty good stuff.

Now for the X-rated slogans…