Corporate Slogan Fun

Here’s the deal.

I’ll post the name of a company. You post a "new"slogan for that company, or a slogan from another company that would fit in a twisted warped way. Then, you leave a company name for the next poster to humiliate.

Example:

Poster 1: McDonald’s
Poster 2: Eat it, before it eats you.
Then poster 2 would leave a company name.

Here we go!!

Ford

Ford, flipping over is job #1

Enron

Enron, flipping you off is job #1

Gap

The Gap – slacks for slackers

Applebee’s

Applebee’s - Food without the great taste.

Microsoft

Microsoft: Serving you so Bill Gates can have another Olympic sized swimming pool installed in the maid’s guest bathroom.


Viagra.

Viagra – Things are looking up™.
Campbell’s Soup.

Campbell’s Soup - When you really don’t give a shit what you serve for dinner.
The Straight Dope Message Board

SDMB…
And you thought you were going to accomplish something today.

CBS

CBS – Have you had your glurge today?


Travelocity

Travelocity: William Shatner was never our spokesman.
Velveeta

Velveeta - on a cracker, by the barrel or through an IV, it’s the cheese that sticks around.

Disney

Disney- they’re not evil molesters we promis

KFC

KFC – Hey baby…are those real?

Memorex.

Memorex - is it STILL alive?

Japan Airlines

Japan Airlines - Getting there is .5000% of the fun

Evian

Evian - It’s not naive spelled backwards for nothing!

Pepsi

Pepsi - Nasty Coke.

KY Jelly.

KY Jelly - Just for the taste of it.

FedEx.