Here’s the deal.
I’ll post the name of a company. You post a "new"slogan for that company, or a slogan from another company that would fit in a twisted warped way. Then, you leave a company name for the next poster to humiliate.
Example:
Poster 1: McDonald’s
Poster 2: Eat it, before it eats you.
Then poster 2 would leave a company name.
Here we go!!
Ford
Ford, flipping over is job #1
Enron
Enron, flipping you off is job #1
Gap
The Gap – slacks for slackers
Applebee’s
Applebee’s - Food without the great taste.
Microsoft
Microsoft: Serving you so Bill Gates can have another Olympic sized swimming pool installed in the maid’s guest bathroom.
Viagra.
Viagra – Things are looking up™.
Campbell’s Soup.
Campbell’s Soup - When you really don’t give a shit what you serve for dinner.
The Straight Dope Message Board
SDMB…
And you thought you were going to accomplish something today.
CBS
CBS – Have you had your glurge today?
Travelocity
Travelocity: William Shatner was never our spokesman.
Velveeta
Velveeta - on a cracker, by the barrel or through an IV, it’s the cheese that sticks around.
Disney
Disney- they’re not evil molesters we promis
KFC
KFC – Hey baby…are those real?
Memorex.
Memorex - is it STILL alive?
Japan Airlines
Japan Airlines - Getting there is .5000% of the fun
Evian
Evian - It’s not naive spelled backwards for nothing!
Pepsi
Pepsi - Nasty Coke.
KY Jelly.
KY Jelly - Just for the taste of it.
FedEx.