FedEx - When it absolutely, positively has to get there eventually.
Dell
Dell: if you don’t expect jobs, infrastructure development, or a new tax base, we’ll build in Tennessee.
Microsoft.
Microsoft - The 900 pound buzzard of operating systems.
Warner Bros.
Warner Bros. - At least our mascot isn’t a mouse…
Budweiser
Budweiser - Yeah, the frogs were a bad idea. We were drunk.
Wal-Mart
Wal-Mart: your one stop place for anti-depressants and ammo for tomorrows hunting trip
Taco Bell
Taco Bell - We have cheap food*.
*Your definition of “food” may vary.
Pepto Bismol
Pepto Bismol - “Pink going in AND coming out!”
American Express Card
Taco Bell – When you’re low on gas, have dinner and fill up on us.
Dominos
Your “key” to great dining.
P.S. It’ll also jimmy the neighbour’s back door.
Sara Lee
Sara Lee - 100 calories in each bite.
BMW
BMW: Auf der Autobahn gibt es keine Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung!
Trojans
Trojan - We’re the horse. You’re the guy inside the horse. Any Questions?
The MBTA (Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority)
Trojans - Good to the last drop
Victoria’s Secret
Victoria’s Secret - Look closely. Not MUCH of a Secret, is it?
Burger King
Victoria’s Secret - we put a something in the mail to help your little something get off.
Dish Network
Dish Network - Good for reading a book on a rainy day.
Rooms to Go
Rooms To Go - As ugly as Ikea but not as stark!
Adelphia Cable
Adelphia Cable
Soon to be another AOL Time Warner Company
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