Saab - As the official vehicle of the Crested Butt Mountain Resort, You’ll pay through the rear
RCA
RCA: Almost as good as those Japanese imports
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MTV
MTV - If you can remember when we played music, you’re too old.
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Johnnie CochranTM
Johnnie CochranTM ? is not a company
GatorMouth - Pedantic buzzkilling for the new millennium.
The Chicago Cubs
The Chicago Cubs - I think we play baseball
SEIKO
Sorry,
Johnnie Cochran - if your black, i got your back
NBC
Seiko - Lord of the Wrists.
Home Depot
We just might get you there faster than Paul Revere would have!
Next poster can pick up another of the overlooked companies.
Sternvogel Not a rule follower. 
Sony.
Sony- Live in your own little world. Buy a Walkman™.
Next up: America Online
Overlooked:
Dominos - Delivered in 30 minutes or your next angioplasty is free!
Burger King - We grill so you think it’s healthier.
NBC - At east we’re not Fox…yet.
America Online - Holding the hand of internet users everywhere.
Delta Airlines
Delta - double your money back if your flight isn’t completed.
Vaseline
Vaseline lubricant for all your lips.
Tampax
Tampax - the quicker picker upper
Keebler
Keebler–Little cookies for little people
Apple Computers
Apple Computers We’re smart enough. We’re just as good as the other guy. Darn it.**
The Catholic Church
The Catholic Church: Guilt for the next century
The Weather Channel
The Weather Channel - we’re what you watch when there is not much on.
Kentucky Fried Chicken