The Weather Channel: We’ll get to your local weather…eventually.
Chrysler
The Weather Channel- The remote control’s closer than your front window.
Next: RIAA
RIAA – we pick the music so you don’t have to
NRA
NRA: A Gun Behind Every Tree!!
Fox News
Kentucky Fried Chicken - Healthier than eating a Whopper!
damn, they’re actually using that one
Chrysler - Buy our cars. Because Celine Dion says so!
Fox News - Now with 50% more political slant!
Glock
glock: our guns dont kill people do
playstation
playstation: helping your child to their first coronary.
( I want to do Chrysler too)
Chrysler: run by Germans who like Celine Dion.
Hershey
Come take a ride on the Hershey Highway.
The Army
**Join the Army: See the World. Blow Up Things. Just Don’t Forget to Bring Your Poncho
**Mogen David 20/20 **
Mogen David 20/20 - because you’ll drink whatever you can get your hands on.
Philip Morris