A woman who wants to have sex.
No, Geobabe. Those are nymphos.
:smack:
It’s on upside down!!
Would you do Santa?
Uhhh, not really.
It’s not knee-jerking, you’re acting like an asshole because the ‘hot’ women won’t fuck you. It is a valid conclusion that the guy who’s angry at hot chicks isn’t getting laid by one of 'em.
And, yes, it is a special nerve. I thought stuff like that for about a week when I was 16 and feeling mysoginistic when a girlfriend dumped me. But I got over it and became rational again, you seem not to have.
Well, you sure as hell come across as a bitter guy who can’t get laid.
Further, I’d challenge you that if you are getting laid by these ‘hot chicks’ who you want, why are you ranting at them?
No, your denial does not hold water. You aint gettin’ no pussy from the girls you want, and you’re bitter about it.
No, because you’ve said they’re naive blockheads.
You may’ve dated or been married some, but if your posts are any indication of your view towards women, you think they’re, well, naive blockheads who need your rant to figure out which type of guys they should have sex with.
No, it was a bit stupid and bitter to assume that even if it was ‘only a prop’, that guys who used it sucessfully were posers and girls who fucked 'em were naive.
No, not all, just those who’re hot and won’t sleep with you.
Or is it only hot women who won’t sleep with you and like goatees?
The subtle male strategy is known as “wanting to get laid.”
It involves personal grooming, behavior, conversation tactics, etc…
(I’ve heard that some women even like men who put effort into it and that these same women sorta enjoy courtship/being chased. But they’re naive blockheads, so I’m sure they don’t know what they want.)
And to the other extent, you’re bitter and wish you had those skills.
Or maybe you’re just bitter and you wish that women would appreciate your ‘skills’ over his?
Um… women who enjoy casual sex?
And, as others have pointed out, why aren’t you wondering ‘what kind of guy’ could do such a simply dreadful thing?
Mmmm hmmmmm.
Like I said, this issue boils down to you wanting to get laid. (and not getting it)
Just like you’re, like, such a mega poser man if you like, wear nice clothes or like, get a haircut or something.
Can’t you all see! You’re taking away Certainly’s hot chicks! Stop being attractive or sucessful!
Why isn’t a woman allowed to make whatever sexual choices she wants? If she wants to be superficial or deep, look for character or a big dick, be treated well or just have some hot sex and never really interact outside the bedroom…?
Some women fall for men based on looks, some men fall for women based on looks. It’s largely biological, and no real reason to say that anybody is naive.
“Today we’ve replaced Gangster Octopus’ regular thread reading experience with a Woosh, let’s see what happens.”
I had a full beard when I landed my personal ‘hot chick.’
Twenty years and two children later, I noticed that my facial hair was more salt than pepper, especially on my cheeks.
I decided to either let my beard grow in and look like Santa (but with my texture I would look more like ZZ Tops’ fat albino brother) or trim it down to a goatee.
The Wife is reasonably content still, even if She did point out that I’m now just a vest and derby away from the snowman in Rudolph…
I guess I’m just a shallow fashion-slave poseur. Next you’ll tell me that tweed jackets attract the hot chicks and destroy my whole image.
Okay, ladies, you can start falling for my “prop goatee” any day now …
Are those crickets I hear?
:claws her way to the front of the mob of shrieking lustful nymphos tearing each other apart to get to interface2x:
Oooh! Me first! Me first! You’re, like, so much hotter than that other guy, what was his name? Certainly something? Whatever. What a loser. My hormones are raging so wildly I have, like, totally lost control of my rational faculties and I can absolutely not imagine what you would look like without your cool, bad-boy goatee!!11!1! I mean, you might look like a poser. But my tiny naive brain is surging with estrogen and stupidity and totally cannot imagine that! Ahhhh! And now that I’ve avoided drawing any emphasis to my figure, I know you’re attracted to my mind and not any superficial physical attributes!! Aren’t you, like, entranced by my inner beauty? Huh? Huh? Let’s go have hot casual sex, without Certainly!!!
:in disoriented excitement runs right out of CertainlyWorld and returns to Reality:
EmeraldGrue: Welcome to the Dope. (is your sn a Zork refrence?)
In any case, hope you like it here.
May I suggest subscribing?
You seem like you’d fit in.
Yeah—I just just gonna say.
Welcome to our happy little community, EmeraldGrue!
This would have been a much better thread if the colon in the title were an apostrophe, that’s for sure.
You know who I don’t like? Those guys with “Fuck you, douchebag” tattooed on their foreheads. Those badasses get all the chicks.
I’ve got “Fuck you, douchbag” tattooed on my forehead. It has not helped with getting me a hot young woman. It has helped me get a hot dude who’s a couple years older than me, though.
I guess mine’s broken.
Ah, you hot Japanese chicks: powerless against the mesmeric influence of the mighty goatee. Of course, my tattoo finally capped off my aura of irresistibility: I’m forced to keep it covered so legions of screaming women aren’t injured in the stampede to tear their clothes off and bodily hurl themselves at me. It’s a burden bearing such great power, I tell you: trust me, Certainly, you’re better off without it.
No, just misspelled. 
Hey, where’s goatee smiley when you need him? You know that guy’d be smilin’ for a reason.
Perhaps the OP just needs to buy one of these since he obviously is envious of them and cannot grow one.
Now that is the very imagine of badass.
NOT AVAILABLE IN BLACK!!!
hand to forehead
No offense, Spanky, but you could try… I don’t know… showing a little bit of respect first. Let’s look at your original post, shall we?
First, you started off with this title: Hot Chicks: Goatees Are Just a Prop That You Fall For. Not Naive but Well-Intentioned Young Ladies, not Innocent Young Girls, not even Those Hot Chicks Who Are Stupid Enough to Fall for Facial Hair, Although Not All of You Are, Which I Know, Being an Enlightened Man. Just Hot Chicks. As in, all Hot Chicks.
In the post itself, you call hot chicks “dear, naive young ladies,” which is not all bad (although just a little patronizing). Then you mention that only “block-headed young women such as yourself” would fall for such a stunt. And since, of course, all hot chicks are susceptible to the power of the goatee, all hot chicks are therefore block-headed. Then you tell us that “It’s the stupid women who fall for the props first, instead of the man first!” And as we already know, all hot chicks fall for goatees. Ergo… Well, you can see where I’m going with this.
Look, sugar. Maybe you meant to say “I am concerned about the susceptible young women of my acquaintance being suckered in by these young ruffian’s uncouth appearance and later having their hearts broken.” But you didn’t say it. You said “Hot chicks are stupid and only want to sleep with guys with weird facial hair.” You didn’t even pit the guys with the facial hair, as they’re “only playing the game.” Who did you pit? The hot chicks.
You walked like a duck, and you quacked like a duck. You’ve got no right to be shocked and appalled that people are calling you a duck. If your post didn’t come out the way you wanted it to, apologize for the misunderstanding and explain yourself better. Don’t be a prick about it.