Last time I saw the Rolling Stones there was a part of the show where a bridge emerged from the stage and led the Stones to a small “nightclub” stage in the middle of the stadium. At this point all the people who had been sitting under where the bridge was now flooded into the aisles so they could see. I ended up with some guy with “FUCK OFF” tattooed on the back of his neck standing directly in front of me. I took great joy in howling along with the music right in his ear.
(Thanks for the welcome FinnAgain and yosemite :). The name is actually even more obscure than Zork. Will get around to subscribing when the financial aid comes in…)
I painted it on with mascara. The ladies loved it, including at least one Japanese girl now that I think of it. If only I could grow my own, I’d have hot chicks 24/7!
Hey, me too!
Ladies, consider this the official memo. I’ll be here all week.
It has to do with Goodman’s paradox, right?
I’ve been thinking pretty hard about this whole thing for the past two hours, and I’ve come up with the conclusion that the OP didn’t mean ‘goatees’ but rather ‘goatse.’
Then it all makes sense.
And on behalf of Goatse’d individuals everywhere, sir, I find your OP highly offensive, if not entirely true!
Hot dang. If I was a hot chick, I’d be getting wet, here. Given that I’m a guy, there’s a certain other reaction involved, but that has more to do with the eyes, I think, rather than the chin.
Hey, Certainly If You Please:
Given that that actually is the definition of “poser,” I think they’re probably okay with that. Thanks for clearing that up for us.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
I agree just about completely with FinnAgain’s and look!ninja’s posts, but just wanted to add:
You’re 37? I would have pegged you at around 23, 25 at most. Old enough to be bitter about watching hot chick after hot chick pass you up for “posers”, but young enough to still be whining about it instead of getting the fuck over it.
There are naive folks out there who will fall for people savvy enough to exploit them. That’s life, not breaking news. Grow up, buddy.
Is it my latent bisexualism? Or are you SUPER HOT!!!
Oh! My! God!
I’m serious. If you were here with me right now, I would find it near impossible to keep my hands off of you. Unless you said no, of course. Then I would have to surf porn for a while. Or call up my soon to be exGF and get back together for some fantasy sex with her while thinking about…
Damn.
Never mind.
Damn.
Because goatees are such hot chick magnets, every lesbian in the world now sports one.
The really amazing thing about the deception was that he only had the goatee for the last two weeks.
Obviously he was using future-goatee-related superpowers.
And Emerald, welcome, and hands off interface. He belongs to me on the basis of music taste.
And facial hair, of course.
I don’t care what anybody says. No woman likes goatees. They look stupid. What a complete waste of time shaving out that little pattern.
Either grow a beard of shave it off.
This is about as obnoxiously over-generalized and assumptive as the OP.
And in direct contradiction to the evidence, I might add.
What about women who say they like goatees? Is this one of those logical paradox situations where, if a woman told you she liked goatees, you’d start babbling “does not compute ddoes nott ccommp- kkkrrrrchhkk” and then flop over with smoke coming out your ears? 'Cause that’d be funny.
Jenaroph (dating a guy who looks cute in a goatee)
Yay, we have a winner!..Nobody ever gets that. It’s nerdy-in-a-bad-way, but whatever…
That would be Star Trek-y!
Evil Spock had a goatee. What a Pakled!
A Peacock with no feathers. Is one lonely masterbating mother fucker!!